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@towardmyself
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
decay exists as an extant form of life
That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day
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Honestly, JK Rowling is beyond parody.
She’s always hated Harry Potter fans who have pointed out issues with Harry Potter or have questioned plot holes caused by her own poor planning.
And now she’s going to strawman them in a new book by saying they’ve been led astray by a group who have it ‘out for her’.
This is probably the most cringe boomer book she could write.
"the evil trans fantasy fans are the enemy, here, not me" says millionaire using a pen name of old psychiatrist who performed conversion therapy
Wait, hold up on that last point! What the fuck?!
Oh yeah.
hang on my mom just sent me a really good boomer meme
this ones acctually good not gonna lie. i feel like an old man laughing at this
bitches have complicated feelings about me due to my inconsistent swag
Monks confused by band name
Maybe they also are into grunge
#theyre probably not confused and are just the funniest people on earth
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obsessed with this post because it forced me to pronounce “meatballs” in a way i never would have before. meæãt balls
You EAT miette balls?!
i eat 15 apples for breakfast then drive myself to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall bc they cant withstand my aura
cant get sentences like this anywhere else
13: i am twisted i am deranged i am satan incarnate
19: wow 13 year old me was going through it lmao. im actually fine and normal
23: i am twisted i am deranged i am satan incarnate
Took me years to understand the "why the long face" punchlines to "so a horse walks into a bar" jokes because I just thought that's a normal sized face to have if you're a horse. It never occurred to me judge a horse by the standards of man
I was a better person than all of you
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I just saw the most Galaxy Brain gender take ever, from a cis man on reddit
[ID: a screenshot of a comment from reddit, with no username visible. The commend reads: This doesn’t make a ton of sense to me either. Setting aside the question of whether gender/sex is assigned or observed at birth, the gender I was assigned at birth was ‘boy.’ The gender I have now is ‘man’. Boys and men have different gender roles, and few adults identify as boys anymore. From this standpoint, every adult has a different gender than the one they had at birth. End ID]
Framing “girl” and “boy” as separate genders from “woman” and “man” is such an amazing take. it’s a framework that accommodates and explains so many trans experiences. Some trans people never were their AGAB. Some feel like they were their AGAB, but that that changed (usually when puberty hits, which is when you start “becoming a man/woman”. The accepted societal path is that girls grow up to into women, and boys grow up into men. But some girls grow up into men, and some boys grow up into women. This guy was a boy who grew up into a man, which generally works out pretty well for people. Some boys and girls grow up into people who aren’t men or women, even! It’s like this random cis guy skipped right over transgender 101, 102, 201, etc. and stumbled directly into Transgender Nirvana.
a scientist will see a mouse and say put that beast in a situation
children’s book authors do this also
Daniel Kwan (co-director of Everything Everywhere All at Once and Swiss Army Man) on maximalism in art.
sunday is just i have to set my computer on fire i have to do laundry i have to find god i have to make tea i have to quit my job and start a new life in a different state i have to be more honest with the people around me i have to clean my room i have to cut my hair i have to be more deliberate with my hobbies and downtime i have to make a doctors appointment i have to go back to therapy i have to start dating i have to make more friends i have to go on a long drive i have to spend 4 hours disassociating in a target i have to paint my nails i have to tell my mother i love her. but instead i will simply sit.
“You must understand that your pain is trivial except insofar as you can use it to connect with other people’s pain; and insofar as you can do that with your pain, you can be released from it, and then hopefully it works the other way around too; insofar as I can tell you what it is to suffer, perhaps I can help you to suffer less.”
— James Baldwin, "The Artist's Struggle for Integrity"
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hyperfixating on this is not enough i need to eat it
tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes
the curse of being on this website is knowing that shit like cottagecore and dark academia and the obsession with mushrooms and whatnot started on this godforsaken platform and not tiktok
the mushroom thing started with a fucking shitpost where it ends with "you cannot kill me in a way that matters" "im not fucking scared of you!"
"op what does this mean" "decay is an extant form of life"
I KID YOU NOT
