I'm Died.

The last human alive would have to update the Wikipedia page for Homo sapiens as “Extinct” before they die.

No they wouldn’t

update it for who

the shrimps

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

Daddy has five days left to live

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

over-psychoanalyzing blorbos is healthy and needed enrichment for the girlies in order to avoid over-psychoanalyzing themselves. like giving a dog a chew toy in order to redirect chewing on its hind legs

i love wikipedia and i think it is good and right to give them money but all their funding drive messages are “well… we’ll be killing ourselves tonight. we asked so little of you and yet it seems that simply nobody cares about lil ol wikipedia anymore….sad…”

are there more badges to get or am I just doing this for the love of the game