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the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

Today I jerked it to the most beautiful thing in the world. A bouquet of 100 red roses

I think people need to understand that everyone has to unlearn misogynistic behaviors and thinking patterns. Cis women and trans women and cis men and trans men and anyone who doesn’t fall under those categories are all completely capable of being misogynistic and actively hurtful to women. Trans men are included in this, obviously, but when you only call for trans men to unlearn this mindset, you are no longer being progressive and fair. You are singling out a minority.

I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape

Do you hate children yes or no

Yes

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

the "rip ___ you would have loved ___" meme is inherently more fun with ancient characters. rip clytemnestra you would have loved morse code. rip theseus you would have loved the airtag. rip callisto you would have loved wearing shorts.

rip Icarus you would have loved parachutes

the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long

I have both I win

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you.

Oh, yes please.