Built like a steakhouse

but when we were waiting in emergency a volunteer saw I was cold and brought me a blanket from the heater and the nurse who took my blood used the needle they use for 3 year olds to avoid hurting me and both the nurse and the doctor I saw were women who cursed the patriarchal medical system and honored my pain and my wife refused to leave for even food or water and showed me pictures of adoptable kittens in our area to distract me for 6 hours I was saved by women today

Last week I went to see a gynecological surgeon and after the examination she told me my uterus is the same size as someone who is 6 months pregnant 🥴

My wife is going away for the weekend and i will be left unsupervised with the hair dye I bought on the last day of school when I was too tired for impulse control

she texted while I was getting my lashes done and I said I'll call you later and then I called her and she said can I come over like tonight and hang out tomorrow and I was like YES get over here and she's on her way what a great day

we got up early to go get coffee and croissants and instead of ordering in oz I asked for a 12 inch latte 🥴