I DON'T EVEN

the look on both the dog's and the spinner's faces tells me this was absolutely drawn from life

Oh, he likes a sparkly coat

Honestly? I could go for an evening of complaining

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

Hi my name is Lord Morpheus Kai'ckul Sandman Oneiros Dream of the Endless and I'm the king of dreams (that’s how I got my name) and I have messy black hair and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Robert Pattinson (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m British but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a god, and I rule over a magic land called the Dreaming where I’m the king (I’m endless). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a long black coat with a matching black shirt and black skinny jeans and black combat boots. I was wearing white foundation, black eyeliner and messy black eye shadow. I was walking outside in the waking world. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

i have been scrolling the “looks” on the gucci website. whoever designed these desires only to cause pain. so many of the patterns on these clothes actually appear to be moving when I look at them. these models are all hollow-eyed Victorian children trying to advertise to predators that they are poisonous.

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Look, I just discovered Taskmaster and can … can we just talk about the heavy BDSM subtext