Aye Lit

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

HEARTWARMING: Since it is night, girl finally gets to crawl back underneath the covers and be so so so so comfy

HEARTWRENCHING: Morning has come again, poor girl suspects she might be stuck in a Sisyphean curse

I hope all private jets blow up tomorrow

its fast fashion to YOU. im wearing a forever21 sweater i got during the bush administration.

in the words of my sister: they don’t tell you that when you buy a pair of athletic shorts from tj maxx in middle school that you will wear them until you are thirty

I don’t want to work a 9-5, I want to go hiking and be in love

Job interviews

they banned the word omega this is literally 1984 george orville was right when he wrote animal crossing