pmfji snakeskin

love drinking water while taking a piss every chance i get to remind myself of my status as, ultimately, just a loud little tube with opinions

single btw

Lady Catherine de Bourgh posted this

basketballs smell gross 

go to hell??

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

if i was good at oil painting i would never be online i’d just be doing oil painting and drugs and an all-smoothie diet for the sake of convenience. life could be a dream

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

Kinda gay to make a wanted poster... why do you want that man? So you can hold him?

bro stop cartoonishly electrocuting me and showing my bones you know im insecure about them