Homesick, Monkeyman?

Here you go! It’s sort of rough but it gets the point across.

Bonus:

Arthur with his rocks and his homicidal tendencies.

This is what I believe happened during Ford’s cruel-to-animals hobby. I think he genuinely believes this qualifies as animal cruelty.

Arthur likes puzzles. Idk where I got that idea from but for some reason I feel that very strongly and no one will be able to change my mind on it.

Imagine she didn’t run away guys. Ford is her uncle and also sort of a third dad. Basically she was raised by the entire cast except for Marvin because Marvin got ditched with Krikkit. L.

Also yes I hc that Random grew up partially with Zaphod as a sort of unstable but goofy father figure at least when she was younger because she fucking talks like him. Like he would get her ice cream and then they’d get chased out of the store because he insulted someone to their face and then she would cry and then he would buy her ice cream again and set off fireworks and then tell her not to tell her mom about any of that because “that was a zarking disaster. Oh fucking Belgium please don’t say zarking.”