i'm not a violent dog...i don't know why i bite

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

i like to blame myself for everything just in case

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

It's incredible how all of the censorship on the modern internet doesn't actually seem to be making society kinder or more wholesome hmm maybe there's a lesson in this

hey you kind of set off my prey drive. wanna get out of here ? you first

aww she let me swim in the pool

umm babygirl.. where did the ladder go?

mentally i'm a decomposing body in the woods

hey has anyone found a way to act on your desires without opening yourself to failure

there’s just something so awesome about a character you love getting really badly hurt

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

Peeling the lid off of a yogurt and it's a big spiral staircase going down forever

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

when i say im good at something i mean i suck slightly less at it than the other things i suck at