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homophobes are always like “stop erasing platonic love!” when someone ships best friends but like whomst is your partner if not your best friend that you also kiss

straight people hate their spouses so they don’t understand when gay people are best friends with theirs

imagine roughly a million people realizing "yeah we could storm a government facility and they literally would not be able to stop us all" and not using that knowledge to overthrow the government

posts that put me on a list

i see a frightening amount of ads for Scientology on youtube and i just wanna make sure everyone knows how dangerous it is. it’s not some misunderstood religion, it really is a dangerous cult and a scam. they will bleed you dry of your money and harass you to no end, do not give them your money or any information they can and will destroy you financially and psychologically

I strongly recommend watching Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief and Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath

if shes your girl why is she on the floor wailing in unison with me and six or seven other flower crowned empathy maidens?

i literally can’t handle how perfect the dad’s behavior is–this is EXACTLY what you want to do and how you want to talk to your kids to help them develop and be ready to learn to read and write and exist in society. this is like a textbook example!!! i hope the dad knows how great he is!!!!!

Maybe medieval people happened upon a T-Rex fossil and came to a relatively logical conclusion that dragons existed.

I’ve read a couple books on this actually, thats exactly what happened. Also cyclops are from looking at bones from a certain type of baby elephant. The giant note hole and tiny eyes made it look like a single eye.

Yep, can confirm! And what’s even funnier to me is that back in the dark ages, Greek people used to find a lot of prehistoric bear skeletons - and those look exactly like human skeletons, except they’re like eight feet tall or something - so they naturally assumed those were the heroes of legend, and made armour and clothes for them and reburied them with the most splendid and sacred religious ceremonies they could think of? Fast forward five centuries, Athens’ all modern and rational, philosophers and scientists aren’t taking any shit from anyone - but the problem is, people will randomly find graves containing giant-ass warriors, so that’s something that can’t be explained away and yeah, demigods were a thing and yeah, they used to be eight feet tall and sorry I don’t make the rules.

this is the first time i’ve ever seen an elephant skull outside an elephant and i don’t like it much

openly lusting for kitchenware and home goods that you will never be able to afford

sleeper contender for post of the year