Everything is possible

people who eat pizza with your hands why do you hate yourself

bro how do you eat pizza

telepathically

Everyone else laughing and im here thinking about how dangerous it is that she is texting and driving

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

SO PROUD

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

is it wrong i like to sit down and ask why they wanted to punch a  feminist this misery fascinates me 

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

Gotta try it

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

MY NEW ATTITUDE: Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

do you ever read an article so bad that it makes you want to get a PhD so that you can publish a response and thinkshame the author’s opinions with authority

“thinkshame” is officially the greatest word we’ve come up with as a species.

Not reblogging this is a sin

Omg I need this

You can get it here :)

In other words, SHUT UP because we told you to.  For some reason the shirt seems un-American and anti-freedom.  How about a different shirt that says: “You are a special and unique individual who I would love to discuss things with, even philosophy, theology, rights theory, and science, including fake sciences which seem so useful to Socialists, Fascists, and Communists these days in rationalizing violence against people who do not hold the same opinion as they do.  I may not agree with you, but I would defend your right to have your own opinion and express that opinion, as I know you would do the same for me.” 

I’m antisocial, yet social. I don’t talk to people first, but when someone talks to me first I’m up for talking to them. Some days I’ll be really talkative and friendly and other days I’m just in my shell like nah today ain’t the day for socializing.

(x)

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

OMG IT’S BACK!

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

when you go back to daydreaming after having been interrupted and your brain does a previously on of your fantasy

i will continue to reblog this until it gets the notes it deserves because elephants

If your heart isn’t melting it’s because you don’t have one.

it WaVED

n0oo0nooooo

sunalwaysshining

I would cry on the spot if an elephant waved at me