congeal your gender

Being chronically ill in your 20s is stupid you have to see your peers like “started a family🥰” “got married😍” “bought a house😇” “scored a promotion😋” meanwhile you’re fighting for your life to take a shower

When someone says they love you "for who you are" or "because you're you" that's not a cop-out or a non-answer. You are being told in no uncertain terms that you are loved for something that's not gonna change overnight. You can stop being funny. You can lose your skills. You can cease to be beautiful in the ways you currently are. But you can't stop being you. And therefore you can't stop being loved.

critical support for ben and jerrys because holy shit

what happened

OH YEAH WAIT ONE SEC lemme reblog this so i can find it easier on my phone. i get their ads on snapchat ALL THE TIME and they're so fucking awesome dude it's epic. one sec.

asked a student what their favorite animal was today and they said “a cheetah AND a sloth” and I said “wow smart, you’ve got both ends of the speed spectrum covered!” and they looked at me like I was the only sensible adult they’d ever spoken to

pig egg

how much?

Pig Egg

you cannot kill me in a way that matters

Yeah sure, try to forcefem me, but I'll get banned almost immediately, and when that happens, who is gonna draw your Airy fetish stuff, huh??? Checkmate, girls

shit, she has a point...

Yeah, see, I- HEY

IKEA stands for I Kill Every Animal