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never give up women. one day you too will turn your mutuals into girlfriends.

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oh yeah baby it's delete social media off of your phone time

#post-it note #making this as if i haven't already been tumblr-free for like nearly a month now #anyway yeah that's why i'm not on here

bpdohwhatajoy

Being chronically ill in your 20s is stupid you have to see your peers like “started a family🥰” “got married😍” “bought a house😇” “scored a promotion😋” meanwhile you’re fighting for your life to take a shower

elliespectacular

When someone says they love you "for who you are" or "because you're you" that's not a cop-out or a non-answer. You are being told in no uncertain terms that you are loved for something that's not gonna change overnight. You can stop being funny. You can lose your skills. You can cease to be beautiful in the ways you currently are. But you can't stop being you. And therefore you can't stop being loved.

pangur-and-grim

Belphie is continuing his inspection of my parents house

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kosmogrl

eclipse-ofthe-sun

charl0ttan

critical support for ben and jerrys because holy shit

femtien

what happened

charl0ttan

homebrewhousehold

OH YEAH WAIT ONE SEC lemme reblog this so i can find it easier on my phone. i get their ads on snapchat ALL THE TIME and they're so fucking awesome dude it's epic. one sec.

homebrewhousehold

ben & jerry's gives me hope. so so much hope that i desperately need.

unwastelandunbaby

asked a student what their favorite animal was today and they said “a cheetah AND a sloth” and I said “wow smart, you’ve got both ends of the speed spectrum covered!” and they looked at me like I was the only sensible adult they’d ever spoken to

pisboy

pig egg

redactedbiboy-deactivated201812

how much?

hollowtones

Pig Egg

subspaceskater

comm for @maji-alter ! :)

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m3m0r135555

who agrees???????

cyprozombiegirl

soaking up the sun

cyprogirlneverdies

you cannot kill me in a way that matters

zombie-jed

tamamita

Yeah sure, try to forcefem me, but I'll get banned almost immediately, and when that happens, who is gonna draw your Airy fetish stuff, huh??? Checkmate, girls

catgirl-metronome

shit, she has a point...

tamamita

Yeah, see, I- HEY

whitepeopletwitter

doctorbluesmanreturns

this passes peer review harder than anything has ever passed peer review in the history of peer review

curlicuecal

when my littlest brother was a toddler he was apparently under the impression that you could get meat out of an animal without killing it in the same way you could get milk or eggs.

he expressed this as "the farmer milks the cow and then he porks the pig"

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