Tina Belcher is My Spirit Animal

SHE DID THAT

me at the family dinner, sometime in 2036

Every time I see this video, it renews me

HELLO FAST CAT I AM YOUR DESIGNATED DOG FRIEND

Opponents would literally attempt to kidnap each other’s goats in an effort to upset the horse and cause them to lose the race. [x]

I have a weird derailing question. Is this the origin of the idiom about getting someone’s goat?

As a matter of fact, it is!

I just learned so much from this one post.

I find it so weird that people can spend ALL DAY without going into their bed at some point. Like, i am always in my bed. I hang here. I eat here. I watch TV here. I nap here. But there are some people who just like… don’t hang in their beds??? Thats so alien to me haha

“i’m gonna get what i want” what an entitled asshole

ive been alive for almost twenty one years and im still…. shocked and offended every time it gets dark at 5pm

I cant believe this actually happened