Trust me, I was there.

Qrow: *hands in gun-scythe and badge*

Tyrian: Wouldn't you like to know?

Cardin: *bullies Velvet*

Blake: No.

Jaune: You need me in your life after all.

Jaune: Isn't that the wrong way?

Blake: Just lying in bed.

Sun: Just lying in bed?

Blake: I'm eating some tuna.

Sun: What would you do if I was there?

Blake: Eat my tuna?

Sun: What if you didn't have tuna?

Jaune: Wow. They sound stupid.

Pyhrra: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.

Jaune: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"

Pyhrra: I guess you're right. Hey Jaune, I love you.

Jaune: See! Just say that!

Pyhrra: Holy fucking shit.

Jaune: If that flies over their then, sorry Pyhrra, but their too dumb for you.

Ruby: You are the future.

Weiss: Find the hay in the needlestack, though.

Ren: Big magnet.

Qrow: Which also means I could kick an angel's ass

Taiyang: You could also kick a bird's ass but you're not doing that. Why?

Ren: Thanks. It was 50% off.

Nora: I'd prefer if it was 100% off ;)

Ren: Why would the store just give clothes away for free?

Nora: No I meant-