Give me reasons to hate on kaito
he has such an ugly voice and i know its not a naoto fuuga issue bc he sounds fine
he's a bad shade of blue
he called mod miku stupid
he will eat your leftovers even when u label them
he snores so loudddddddd
his face is punchable
hes just straight up ugly actually.
he stole mod unas color !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he'd snitch on u if u had drugs happened to gumi once
he's dense in every sense of the word. if you had to saw him in half it would be a little more difficult then the average vocaloid. this is only noticeable when using a katana
hes the same height as teto so if he stands in front of her all u can see are her skirt and drills and obscuring teto is always bad
makes too much noise when you kill him
he spread rumors abt mod una
he wont leave me (mod gackpo) alone. or miku
he forgot mod mikus birthday 💔
he ate ice cream in front of mod ruby and made fun of him for being lactose intolerant :(((((
He’s so heartless…
otomachi una is the better blue haired guy than him
He thinks he's alto or tenor but he's really a bass and makes this everyone's problem.
He pretends to be British.
He freaking SMELLS!!! (puts on too much cologne) (It’s that cheap stuff too it smells like ass) (Yuck)
He's afraid of plural people
He was the guy in 10-faced
He lied and said he knows more about mod miku's special interest than she does (mansplainer)
He tried using LinkedIn as a dating website
He's terrible at telling jokes
He played with mod miku's camcorder even though she told him not to
He hogs the bathroom
He broke a window with a rock 💔
He broke one of gumi's k-pop albums
He took all the ingredients from the fridge and didn’t even cook correctly
He stole mod gumi's cat and mod miku's chickens
he crashed mod ruby's car
and the communal bike
he kissed gumi !????!???????????????
He cut his hair and didn’t even clean up afterwards
He told mod miku he’d pay her to draw something for him but he lied (SCAMMERRR)
he broke gumi's childhood teddy bear pinky
He asked to borrow five dollars and he hasn’t paid back miku's five dollars
He scared gumi's cat
he's the reason mod una thought they didnt like vocaloid for the longest time
He interrupted a tarot reading I was doing and played with my cards like they were playing cards 💔
He's sooo bad at uno my fault tho i organized the cards before playing so una could have all the special cards
He ate all of gumi's snacks
He said mod miku's mom was hot (tbf una did this to me abt vy2)
He takes ice cream away from kids
He tried doing a backflip once and instead of landing the backflip he broke the stove
He broke the TV while playing Wii sports
He lost the Wii remotes 😐
He breaks all the Nintendo switch joy cons
fucking rages playing games i guess
He made fun of miku for her pronunciation
He tried to romance Gumi in Tomodachi life
He ate all miku's freaking chocolate chips
Kaito is a fuck ingg chud
He ruined gumi's drawings
Kaito shops off SHEIN
Kaito fucked merrow's mom
He brought food that gave everyone food poisoning
He used up all of gumi's stickers
HE KILLED M E
He ate all the waffles miku made even though they were for EVERYONE like what the hell it took her an hour to make one for everyone 💔
He stole gumi's debit card
and all their games
and all their popcorn
and their acrylic keychains
bro's a klepto
He slashed miku's tires 😟
He tried to become friends with gumi's best friend
He took mod miku's bath and body works coupon and used it for himself and this is why they don't exist anymore
He broke the mailbox
He breaks people's glasses (hide ur kiyoteru)
He got a horse and then the horse was there.
He didn’t clean his room and then it developed mold (this is why hes like this)
hes a liar
He bought something that gumi wanted
He talked through mod miku's favorite movie 👎🏽
He broke all gumi's crayons
He ate merrow's homework
He made fun of mod miku for being a preschool education major ☹️
he doesnt stop fucking talking
that one coworker that just be fucking talking
He didn’t zip his fly once and it bothered miku for the rest of the day 💔
He never washes the dishes 😒
he stole gumi's personal information (googlecore)
his hands are sticky all the time
He somehow made mustard gas when he tried to clean the bathroom????
He spilt water all over a new dress miku got and that made her sad :(
he hacked gumi's instagram. tbh i dont think it was actually him because hes too stupid to pull something like that off
Miku tried to take pictures of birds but then Kaito screamed at a centipede and the birds flew away (dumb bitch) 😒
He came inside miku's room when she told him not to (happened to kaiko once)
He walked in the girls bathroom
He told miku to squish a spider even though he knows she's scared of spiders
he squishes spiders instead of putting them outside
He squished a butterfly once :( why did he do that
he'll walk into ur recording studio while youre recording and then youll have to rerecord the whole thing
He spent like 1 hour in the shower and when it was miku's turn to shower the water was cold 💔
hes a selfish backstabbing whore and not even in a good way like mod una would enjoy !!!!! hes just an asshole !!!!!!!!!!!
He texts and drives 😟
i dont think this covers all of it u had to be there .......
