Deadass

i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said “he/hee!” and i woke up crying

all the time and money you used to spend on makeup and hair? spend it on weed instead. that’s what feminism is all about folks

i may ‘have depression’ and ‘not function properly’ but guess what?

what?

Gay

genres are OUTDATED. i sort my music by thottiness, jammability, rebelliousness, theatricality, and depression.

This is the most powerful chart I’ve ever seen

I wish Ari would do acting again :(

A Motherfucker Could Use A Kiss On The Lips

Yeah I understand schroedingers law, that any closed box could contain either whatever is supposed to be in it, or a dead cat, which is why i don’t go into shoe stores,

Imagine how much shorter Naruto would be if they all had guns

why would having a gun affect naruto’s height

Anyway, Scorpios are like “I love you but I have to recreate myself. I’ll get back to you once I figure out how to do that”

OMGG

boys who arent afraid to tell u when they miss u are the best

damn an whats the numbers on the front 

Gay chubby culture is finding chubby people attractive but never admitting you are as well