kill me lol

btw the Earthsea books are that good and anything positive you’ve heard about them is true and the prose will break your legs and kiss your forehead and it proves wrong every criticism of ‘genre fiction’ and Ged will never be white even though those evil cover artists tried to ignore that and it tackles feminist issues in ways that so much modern fantasy could only dream of and motherhood/aging/absence of war/decentering of power through violence and so many other other taboos of fantasy are made central and powerful and it did everything first and perfectly and well the dragons are cool as fuck. You will get deeply attached to a wizard’s boat it’s called Lookfar. The boat is called Lookfar I love it like a brother.

sorry i cant come over today. it's the whole eagle pecking out my liver thing. tomorrows not good either. yeah it's the eagle again, im kind of booked up for a while actually

bitch im on 12 frames

"no kink!!! think of the children blah blah" im actually releasing lions in your backyard so maybe you should worry about that pride first

i love the idea that someone read this post and genuinely assumed i had access to real live lions that i would release in their backyard like some weird jigsaw shit for the crime of having bad opinions. sorry debate master every time you respond to me i'm collecting one more dangerous wildlife species to airdrop at your location. if you're so scared then you'll stop responding to me

i can’t believe he’s gone

Kanye Rest in peace

i’m convinced that the ice age franchise won’t end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits™ and eyelashes

i didnt even read this but im laughing at how many times scrat is typoed as scart

“what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut” is the funniest fucking string of words I’ve read in my life

this joke cost twelve thousand dollars

when you dream about me please add a few inches to my height

Guys, we've found Jimin's tumblr!

what would you do if you woke up in the middle of an inconcievably large mirror maze filled with large hungry wild animals? hypothetically?

post magic orangutan gif

Such sad tits