you’re on the threshold of an amazing adventure

shoots you with a beam that immediately takes effect

oh my god i can feel the effect…

inviting a girl over to cut symbols into you and she keeps agonizing over what to use. alchemical is too fake, catholic is boring, etc. eventually you propose a pentagram just to get something moving and she says that'd be "poser gnostic shit" and walks out

"forgor" did irreversible damage didn't it

im not fucking joking i just found a women want me fish fear me hat on the ground

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

Nothing has done quite so much damage to my internal vocabulary as the construction #MyNoun. I don't remember if it was from that "tour of my jar, this is my twig #MyTwig" or if it was from "inappropriate attachment to objects, my tuube #MyTuube" but either way it was one of you fuckers on here. I do it every time there's my noun #MyNoun

rise and shine to lesbians and bi women😍😍😍 stay hydrated and stay sexy 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 everyone else….😒 good morning i guess…. 😐