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Big fat quiz of fuck me up fam

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.

i would fight anyone who works at buzzfeed

My grandma works at Buzzfeed, you’d fight my grandma? you’re a fucking sicko

sounds like your grandma’s the sicko, pal. tell her to square up.

10 Reasons My Grandmother Who Works At Buzzfeed Could Kick Your Ass

as a parent you really should feel ashamed and hate yourself if your children are unspeakably more comfortable and feel more safe sharing their personal life with strangers on the internet than they do with you like you really failed

Thanks for telling many parents of adolescents that they should be ashamed

anytime sweetie

am i the only one who is self conscious about my windshield wiper speed when it’s raining. like i gotta watch other cars to make sure im not being too dramatic

Same

This is, like, the opposite of a horror movie.

JESUS CHRIST

“I’m a horrible father”

The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”

oh my god I can’t stop crying

From a strictly marketing standpoint. This is the best ad of all time. Like…well fucking done Google.

I’m not crying you’re crying

DOGGIE SO PROUD

I don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

Just in case you needed a reminder of how big wolves actually are… because sometimes when there’s no context for size, I tend to think of them as a lot smaller than they really are.

Adorable