The Beginning of it All

Reblogging this a year in advance

I love how tumblr is reverse chronological order so when your mutual starts having a blorbo breakdown overnight you get to start with the insane conclusion and work your way back to where they first went off the rails.

back in my day we didn't have youtube or tiktok if you wanted people to see your funny video you had to mail a VHS tape to ABC and pray for bob saget's approval

sleeping positions that fuck up your spine feel so good for no reason it’s literally the devil’s deepest temptation

He… parted the red sea

@apocrypals

why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon

mmm i guess i see it i was definitely seeing 1 and 2 as one side plus the left and right sides slope out more

yeah tbh i see how you can see 1 and 2 as one side

Tumblr accidentally rediscovers the coastline paradox

this is why fractals were invented btw

okay, 1) he has a (chocolate) seal. I don’t know what to do with that. 2) Is there a method to when he does/doesn’t wear gloves? Is it the sugar content of the make?

honestly i think real knights did this shit back then too

Image description: a desert landscape, in which flowers are growing through the cracks in the sundried-earth. The dryer part of the landscape is labeled “life’s difficulties” and the flowers are labeled, “your efforts, blooming still.” End ID

that reminds me of a couple years ago when my dumbass stupid bee post was going around and someone was trying to argue w me abt how unethical beekeeping for honey was so i was like “ahaha what? i don’t beekeep for the honey i throw that nasty goop out! i eat the bees. crunchy” and i thought they were going to try and kill me in real life

OP I want you to know that you are a hero.

This is the content that keeps me on this site 24/7

Table tennis