Irma

no i dont ride my horse into battle what the hell is wrong with you she could get hurt. she drops me off and then she stands on the sidelines with a gun

I call them the gigglesworth twins. Like...to other people.

in my mind everyone in the nhl is texting tyson barrie asking if they should watch the gay hockey show and he's texting each one back with a considered response. no. yes. no you're not ready yet but give it two to four years and you'll be at the right point in your journey. yes please live-text me your responses (FINGERS IN MOUTH!!!!!). no absolutely not. god no. i know you already have you don't need to ask me for retroactive permission. no. no. yes and you better do it before geno moves back to russia

i have a disease that makes me like pink and heart shaped objects and it’s called being a fucking genius