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really wanna bite at the slight pudge/offseason muscle just above the waistband of those shorts. WSH call me the fuck up.

#wsh2 #will smith hockey #will smith

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eating my pizza with a (semi-)burned crust despite the carcinogens because cancer runs in my family anyway.

#there's a certain freedom in knowing this one's full-on up to chance #I could be the healthiest person ever and it may never matter #and I'm too broke to buy another pizza #so here we are #cancer #pizza #mental health

andygbt

if you can't find fraser minten while he's on the ice, just check underneath any of the other men

unfortunately I, a born Toronto Maple Leafs fan who is taking a mental health break from cheering from that team, will now have to be a Habs fan.

Because not only did the evil vgk lose to them twice in the regular season, but also because I am in fact Canada down.

But also because they beat vgk twice in the regular season and the canes did not and c*rter h*rt cannot be allowed that cup istg.

#i knew the geno news was a ploy #montreal canadians #hockey #nhl #i never want to hear that allegations ruin a man's life ever again

etheltempest

if you’re accused of raping a woman you can still make it to the stanley cup final.

#this evil-ass sport #<- that #that right there #hockey #nhl playoffs #nhl

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sweetwhimsy

knowing i could potentially be moots with multiple cat toffoli haters

#it's a terrifying feeling #san jose sharks #i love that woman #if you don't don't come near me #she's wonderful and we love her here #cat toffoli

morallygreymmc

taken from threads

guys i feel like no one is talking about the fact that colorado is done three in this series. Guys vegas cannot win the cup, their goalie is a legit rapist.

#hockey #nhl #colorado avalanche #vegas golden knights #i fucking hate this team #they're already evil but the c*rter h*rt of it all takes the cake

autumnal-cadet-depravity

No matter if you’re a fan of the canes, the habs, or the avs, we can all agree on one thing. And that’s FUCK the Vegas Knights.

reemillustrated

love u all

#snoopy #felt too me not to repost

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smitty x voter is funny because like, I imagine that they call each other voter and smitty exclusively (like in bed, in place of names, and don't even use pet names, just smitty and voter) and then one day someone reminds them: hey, you're both named will.

and they're like, what?? what are you talking about? we don't have the same name, that's silly.

#will smith hockey #will smith #will vote #voter x smitty #guys i lowkey don't know what this is but to me it's a funny thought #rpf #hockey rpf #hrpf

Based on this post: I think Wyatt is Shane's work husband. This is more based on the new lore of the show but I think that Shane's particular flavour of autism really vibes with Wyatt's (who I also think is probably autistic 'cuz like, goalie tings).

Like he's not into the superhero stuff, but I think Wyatt allows Shane to be weird and obsessive and that's like, really fucking valuable to him. So yeah, Trolya work husbands for sure, and I think Wyatt-Shane is the other side of the coin. Any given moment they're like, sitting doing parallel play (shane's watching highlights and Wyatt's desperately trying to acquire a rare action figure)

#heated rivalry #hollanov #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #wyatt hayes #troy barrett #ottawa centaurs #the long game #unrivaled

judeval

Kinda wanna write HRPF with the Off Campus (tv show) plot.

judeval

Okay so if I did, who would you want to be Garrett and Hannah?

Who's our fav couple???? (mine is actually deanallie but wtv)

Will (Garrett) Mack (Hannah)

Bed (Garrett) Mint (Hannah)

GabeMatt/Perrempe

SidGeno

Secret third thing (drop in the comments!!!)

Voting ended onMay 25

and more importantly, who's dean and Allie?

#hockey rpf #off campus #willmack #bc line #crossover #perrempe #bedmint #sidgeno

azaablue

personal hc that one of the hollanov kids loves hockey but it's just not clicking even though they practice all the time and shane and ilya both try different coaching methods with them and it only makes everyone more frustrated and then one day wyatt comes to the rink with them and after 1.5 seconds on-ice he's like "hey i think they're a goalie" and shane and ilya nearly black out because oh. ohhh my god. they're kid is totally, completely, a goalie. and that's why it wasn't fucking working. they have a fucking goalie.

judeval

I (a person who loves playing goalie in all sports with one) really love the implication that goalies are their own separate portion of the human population.

There are three genders: man, woman, and goalie.

#ilya rozanov #shane hollander #wyatt hayes #heated rivalry #ottawa centaurs #the long game #game changers series #heated rivalry hc #hollanov hc #<-#the extra joke here is that I'm also nonbinary #so no matter what I'm the secret third thing #but in all seriousness I love being goalie and I probably would've stuck with hockey if I could've played that instead of forward

wshockey

A Little Mintmack Moment | Worlds'26, CAN vs. NOR, 5.21.2026

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I WAS THERE FOR THIS AND ITS REAL AND ON THE INTERNET NOW!!!!

#fraser minten #macklin celebrini #iihf worlds 2026 #mintybrini #guys i may never sleep again

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allthingswhumpyandangsty

reblog if you love ao3 exactly how it is and you don’t want it to “update” or change in any way♡

This is the worst writer's block of my life i need a lobotomy or a complete facory reset of my brain.

#jude's eval's #fanfiction #writing #author #fanfic author #ao3 #ao3 writer #ao3 fanfic

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