Cafe de Noir

@dweebgf

wow i love this

One of the truest things I’ve ever heard is that people who say they’re “brutally honest” are more interested in the brutality than the honesty.

I’m George RR Martin 

growing up in maine us writers were of course always comparing ourselves to stephen king.  TURNS OUT HE’S FUCKING WRITER GEORG

“average writer writes 3 books a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person writes 1 book per year. Steven King, who lives in cave & writes over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

My favourite quote from Steven King was something like “I am a salami writer. I try to make good salami, but salami is salami.”

@kingofthewilderwest

I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been that end with “Come get your stuff or I’m donating it to goodwill”? People never change.

4) black Americans invented rock and roll.

5) Black AND Jewish Americans created musical theatre. 

@cffine

what drugs were they on when they made this

Cab Calloway rotascoped!

Whoever thought of this was drinking absinthe

Thanks, Now I have nightmares

idk why this is making me so emotional???

I love this. I’ve always had a love for cartoons

This was what they were trying to emulate with the highway man’s song in over the garden wall.

For those that aren’t aware. THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENS. A rich person buys up media outlets, and pushes biased, and misconstrued media reports and articles. Shaping public perception! This is how you manipulate the media and the people. Of course Bezos doesn’t want Bernie to be president! the man did not pay a cent towards 2018 taxes on his MULTI BILLION DOLLAR profit company ($11 billion in profit last year I believe) — and Bernie who understands the need for giant conglomerate corporations (like amazon) to pay their share towards the economy instead of taking and taking. That’s not even touching on the major collusion that will probably take place by getting in bed with government agencies like the CIA- Honestly shit like this should be illegal..