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what bastille song is this from
Things we lost in the fire
a marvel character just canonically used the word āfursonaā
hogging the spotlight
the four horsemen of the apocalypse

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30 Minute Speedpaints (6 of 9) - Diana Franco
now we know the source fellas please appreciate and acknowledge the artist for all ur memes
fun studying tip: if youāre a procrastinator, play tom jonesās āwhatās new pussycatā on repeat while writing your papers and do not turn it off until you are finished, it will motivate you to finish that essay as quickly as possible
make sure to throw one āitās not unusualā in the middle while u take ur quick snack break
Here you have the Infinite JukeboxĀ that will play an infinite version of Whatās new pussycat, randomly jumping through the verses and never getting to the end.Ā
do you ever regret a post and the hell it creates
why do you people continue to inflict this awful post on others
Gokushufudou: The Way of The House Husband
my mans shouto got cursed fashion ykno heād prolly wear somethin like this

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The Proud and Protective Captain
just because i have no desire to hurt anyone does not mean i am incapable of hurting someone. the belief you are an inherently righteous person for what you believe in undergirds a lot of leftist spaces and it is extremely dangerous. everyone should recognize we are capable of harm
Sing me the song of your people SOUP! meow! Sing me the song of your friends SOUP! meow! Sing me a song for the good times SOUP! meow! Sing me a song, a song. HEY SOUP! meeeeoooow!
Hi!
Iāve made another script, this one allows you to easily change a modelās illumPositionDag without going deep into the element viewer!
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1436654636
this is amazing, and HELLA helpful! Thank you so much! thatās incredibly awesome

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Avengers: Endgame alternate ending where Thor gets hold of the gauntlet in the final fight to snap instead of Tony, and when he snaps, he doesnāt just wipe out Thanosā army. With that agonizing flick of his fingers, he brings back all of Asgard and the dead Asgardians as well ā both those killed by Thanos and by Hela. The gauntlet burns and shrivels his arm in the process, and while he survives, he ends up losing the arm (leaving him looking like comics!Thorā)
(Also he doesnāt dust Thanos but leaves him for Nebula and Gamora to finish off. Heās had his turn before, itās time they get theirs. And as he staggers back to his feet, Bucky immediately points out that if heās in the market for an arm, he knows a gal.)
The effect of Thanosā forces turning to ash is easy enough to observe, but Thor doesnāt know if his snap worked to bring Asgard back as well until he looks up and, warily, calls out Heimdallās nameā¦
ā¦And the bifrost opens.
He smiles to his companions, then takes the bridge back to the newly restored realm eternal. His friends are all there on the bridge waiting for him, and through the crowd, a familiar lean figure steps forward, smirking.
āI told you the sun would shine on us again,ā Loki remarks, before Thor crushes the breath out of him in an embrace.
The king is returned. And the sun shines on Asgard in the dawn of a new age.
Are you telling me this didnāt happen?!
I accept this ending instead.
Iāve compiled every raw ass quote from tumblr shitposts into my phone and iām gonna use every single one of them in my campaign at some point.
peruse my quotes, if u want
So I recently got a wealth of new quotes to add to the list, thanks to @gayotic-stupid ! DISCLAIMER: Very few of these are from tumblr shit posts. Like my previous reblog, some of these are just cool quotes you can use in your writing or your dnd campaign. Reblog away!
āIāll do whatever you want" āThen Perishā
I thought there were no heroes left in this world
You kneel before my throne unaware it was born on lies
Take this gift, for the gods surely wonāt
God wishes he were me
God gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked I wouldāve bested him in hand to hand combat by age 16
āI know youāve all heard talk of being the emperorās chosen and heroes of the Imperium, but the truth is, you are essentially nothing to this Imperium. Youāre farmers, workers, and criminals, picked to be a part of the most expendable force known to man. You will be sent into battle. You will be sent often. Many of you will die, and you will die often. I do not expect you to like it, but I am asking that you accept this and make your peace with it.
My father taught me as a child that if you shoot for the moon and miss, the cold vacuum of space will suck out your eyeballs. Failure is not an option. Go kill them.
All these moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.
You are alone, child. There is only darkness for you, and only death for your people. These ancients are just the beginning. I will command a great and terrible army, and we will sail to a billion worlds. We will sail until every light has been extinguished. You are strong, child, but I am beyond strength. I am the end, and I have come for you.
To feel sorrow is to deserve peace.
No pet is perfect, it becomes perfect when you accept it for what it is.
You could sooner divert a river from its course than deny my natureĀ
You cant shake the devilās hand and say youāre only kidding.
No one will know the violence it took become this gentle.
Theres no light at the end of the tunnel so itās a good thing we brought matches.
Itās not my job to pry, itās the governmentās.Ā
And lo, he did reach into his bag of talent, and verily, it was found to be barren -Yamaha 10:99
Every comment is a prayer, bringing me closer to emerging from my cursed plane. Thank you for heralding the apocalypse this old god brings.
People say āphaseā like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.
The answer to dispair is actionĀ
EDIT: āyouāll be reduced down to a single atom once im done with youā because its fucking hilarious in context and raw as fuck without it