shout out to the patient I called to remind to pick up their medication, whose voicemail message was “HEWWO? HEWWO?? WHO IS THIS??? WEAVE A MESSAGE” that rang out throughout the whole pharmacy, killing me instantly

whom else has an infinite source of untapped rage inside them that they can't direct anywhere

hey friendly psa/reminder that with the seasons changing right now, a lot of people with mood disorders (and even people without them) can get all messed up and wonky from that so try to go a little easy on yourself if you find yourself spiraling or getting emotional a lot lately okay? youre doin your best. love u

MAN GOES HAM MUST SEE

The moment italians start buying penne lisce will be the moment we know our society has truly collapsed

Listen, if I'm gonna die, my last meal is NOT gonna be fucking penne lisce.

Someone explain please! I want to knowwww

wait that picture up there then ACTUALLY is of a smooth tube and not just. a bad picture? smooth penne exists? that's horrifying the ridges are the best part it's like eating a tiny accordion

Things heating up in the pasta fandom Italian community.

As a 100% Italian, born and raised in Italy, I can confirm that those fucking penne are absolutely the worst.

you will refer to me as DOCTOR and as DOCTOR alone!!!

Someone wants to play catch with those hands.

An alarm clock except the alarm is set to every time

we touch

i get

this feeling