look. look at this beautiful sword meme. iâm going to cry
@petermorwood
I saw and reblogged this one a while back, but itâs always worth repeating, and this time Iâm adding a bit of background info comparing common fantasy sword features to the Real Thing (with pictures, of course.)
Leaf-bladed swords are a very popular fantasy style and were real, though unlike modern hand-and-a-half longsword versions, the real things were mostly if not always shortswords.
Here are Celtic bronze swordsâŚ
âŚAncient Greek XiphoiâŚ
⌠and a Roman âMainz-patternâ gladiusâŚ
Saw or downright jagged edges, either full-length or as small sections (often where they serve no discernible purpose) are a frequent part of fantasy blades, especially at the more, er, imaginatively unrestrained end of the market.
Real swords also had saw edges, such as these two 19th century shortswords, but not to make them cool or interesting. Theyâre weapons if necessaryâŚ
âŚbut since they were carried by Pioneer Corps who needed them for cutting branches and other construction-type tasks, their principal use was as brush cutters and saws.
This dussack (cutlass) in the Wallace Collection is also a fighting weapon, like the one beside itâŚ
âŚbut may also have had the secondary function of being a saw.
A couple of internet captions say itâs for âcutting ropesâ which makes sense - heavy ropes and hawsers on board a ship were so soaked with tar that they were often more like lengths of wood, and a Hollywood-style slice from the Heroâs rapier (!!) wouldnât be anything like enough to sever them. However swords like this are extremely rare, which suggests they didnât work as well as intended for any purpose.
I photographed these in Basel, Switzerland, about 20 years ago. Look at the one on the bottom (I prefer the basket-hilt schiavona in the middle).
A lot of âflambergeâ (wavy-edge) swords actually started out with conventional blades which then had the edges ground to shape - the dussack, that Basel broadsword and this Zweihander were all made that way.
The giveaway is the centreline: if itâs straight, the entire blade probably started out straight.
Increased use of water power for bellows, hammers and of course grinders made shaping blades easier than when it had to be done by hand. This flamberge Zweihander, however, was forged that way.
Again, the clue is the centre-line.
Incidentally those Parierhaken (parrying hooks - a secondary crossguard) are among the only real-life examples of another common fantasy feature - hooks and spikes sticking out from the blade.
Here are some rapiers and a couple of daggers showing the same difference between forged to shape and ground to shape. The top and bottom rapiers in the first picture started as straights, and only the middle rapier came from the forge with a flamberge blade.
Thereâs no doubt about this one either.
The reason - though that was a part of it - wasnât just to look cool and show off what the owner could afford (any and all extra or unusual work added to the price) but may actually have had a function: a parry would have been juddery and unsettling for someone not used to it, and any advantage is worth having.
However, like the saw-edged dussack, flamberge blades are unusual - which suggests the advantage wasnât that much of an advantage after all.
Hereâs a Circassian kindjal, forged wigglyâŚ
âŚand an Italian parrying dagger forged straight then ground wigglyâŚ
There were also parrying daggers with another fantasy-blade feature, deep notches and serrations which in fantasy versions often resemble fangs or thorns.
These more practical historical versions are usually called âsword-breakersâ but I prefer âsword-catcherâ, since a steel blade isnât that easy to break. Taking the opponentâs blade out of play for just long enough to nail him works fine.
NB - the curvature on the top one in this next image is AFAIK because of the book-page it was copied from, not the blade itself.
The missing tooth on that second dagger, and the crack halfway down this next oneâs blade, shows what happens when design features cause weak spots.
So there you go: a quick overview of fantasy sword features in real life.
Hereâs a real-life weapon that looks like it belongs in a fantasy story or film - and this doesnât even have an odd-shaped bladeâŚ
Just a very flexible oneâŚ
If you want more odd blades, Moghul India is a good place to startâŚ
i could not ask for a better addition to my meme post than blade education thank you so much
I love this more than I love my left foot. (Seriously, fuck you left foot, why arenât you a freaking wiggly sword? Huh?).
@deadcatwithaflamethrower i feel like you would like this
Bless you for the lovely post reminding others that those âfantasyâ blade designs actually did come from somewhere, because weâve been Doing Weird Shit To Iron for a very long time now.



























