Jetpacks and Butlers

Gay broke sober king 🤴

I miss Jason

I saw this and went “oh, so it works like the pH scale”… then realized that means that he’s calling Michael basic.

He’s also inadvertently practicing Virtue Ethics.  The theory of virtue ethics states that every virtue, like generosity, exists on a spectrum somewhere between two vices, like stinginess and being so generous you harm yourself. 

This is the most useful thing I’ve ever reblogged.

i used to think when people said my cousin twice removed that their cousin must’ve did some fucked up shit to get kicked out of the family twice

When I found this the first thing I thought was “now I can find out how Count Olaf is related to the Baudelaire children.”

Did John bring Billy to Mexico as like his emotional support puppet or when he called Amanda was he like "Bring Billy" and Amanda was like "ok" and he was like "bring his tricycle too, he needs his tricycle"

hope is a skill

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

Go! Go! Go!