New Tumblr Who Dis?

is this this the whosier guy y’all always talking about ? ngl this is a vibe

Just what we need… Hozier met Odin.

what kind of odin and loki bullshit

The wood spirits are at it again

no alcohol in this flask girl this is miso soup

#Hermes: he’s dead Dionysus you don’t actually have to do this #Dionysus [polishing his giant wooden dildo]: I made a PROMISE (x)

This is the also the myth of the creation of the dildo. And in some versions of the myth, Prosymnus’ soul was so overjoyed, that he was transferred to Elysium. That’s right, Dionysus rode Prosymnus’ pseudo-dick so good that he was moved to the Blessed AfterlifeTM

dionysus: can’t believe prosymnus died before I could keep my promise to let him bone me the nymphs: you don’t have to, you know dionysus, oiling up the world’s first dildo: no I’m gonna

Prosymnus’ soul literally ascended

LOOK !!!

Is this supposed to be ironic or did y'all forget the part where the CIS droids walk through the shield like it's nothing and start mowing the Gungans down??

You telling me these droids are cisgender???

This one might be my new favorite.

@vampwrrr he's back at it again with touching butts