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                 âYou mean the world to me.â              Happy Birthday, Jared! (July 19, 1982)

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Obama on gay adoptionÂ
yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy
Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. Heâs not the problem.
Are you dead?
Basically
fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said âyou can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for realâ and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like âyouâre not hitting me hard enough do it for realâ and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour and thatâs the take they used in the movie with no added sound effectsÂ

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can i just
so bill nighy was wearing a motion capture suit and screaming at johnny depp
and johnny depp had to scream back
without either of them laughing
just imagine that. two grown men, one in pyjamas with balls on his face, and the other in a pirate costume, screaming at the top of their lungs at each other
you can blow smoke rings? pretty cool bro but check this out (takes a long drag)(blows a vagina made of smoke)(blows a perfectly formed smoke dick which glides through the air and collides with it)(the smoke coalesces into a smoke baby)(the baby flies through the air and grabs a knife)(as you fight the smoke baby i scream âDID YOU THINK YOU COULD FUCK WITH THE SMOKE WIZARD AND GET AWAY? DID YOU THINK THERE WOULD BE NO RAMIFICATIONS?â)
their casting director probably laughs himself to sleep every night
AU where Harry is brought up by Sirius and Remus.
Harry swaggering into Hogwarts at age 11. Harry trying to lean back in his chair like heâd seen Sirius do. Harry knowing all the secret passage ways in his very first year itself. Harry knowing the perfect hexes for Malfoy. Harry pretending to be really embarrassed by Remus teaching them in 3rd year, but secretly feeling delighted when he finds the rest of his class thinks heâs the coolest teacher theyâve had. Harry getting howlers from Sirius announcing the next Weird Sisters concert. Harry fiercely defending werewolves. And most importantly, Harry who is happy and loved. Harry who has someone to go home to. Harry who has someone to talk about his teenage woes to. Harry who grew up knowing what wonderful, brave people his parents were.
#can u imagine sirius sending all his letters as howlers#âHELLO HARRY WE MISS YOU A LOT YOU ANNOYING BRAT#THEREâS THIS WEIRD SISTERS CONCERT DURING WINTER BREAK AND WEâVE BOUGHT YOU A TICKET NO OBJECTIONS#LOTS OF LOVE FROM YOUR FAVOURITE GODFATHER#AND I GUESS FROM REMUS TOOâ (via amnesiacbutterfly)

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Season 9 | How Dean sees Cas vs. How the Angels and Demons see Castiel.
This is very old joke, but itâs still funnyđ
#tits of justice (via igavethatbitchalink)
#abs of freedom #biceps of truth
Cas + 1 for danosaurzonaspaceship âĽ

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Honestly the best villain revealing speech ever.
This is my favorite Ruby moment ever. Because you know what? She is awesome. Itâs just like she says:
"You donât even know how hard this was! All the demons out for my head. No one knew. I was the best of those sons of bitches! The most loyal! Not even Alastair knew, only Lilith! Yeah, Iâm sure youâre a little angry right now but, I mean, come on, Sam! Even you have to admit: Iâm, Iâm awesome!â
Seriously, do you know how hard that mustâve been? She basically had all of hell gunning for her for two years. Once the angels got involved, they were after her too. And it wasnât like she was getting a ton of support from anywhere else, eitherâ Dean was outright hostile to her, Sam kept blowing hot and cold towards her, and Lilith? Well, if she screwed up, it wasnât as if she could count on Lilith to help her out. Ruby was literally all on her own.
And she did it. She fooled the Winchesters (Dean didnât trust her, and even Sam was suspicious, yeah, but it still worked). She got around heaven. She survived Alastair and tons of other demons.
And that? Thatâs something she deserves to brag about. Thatâs the kind of manuevers you get serious props for.
And at this point, thatâs what sheâs expecting. Because sheâs done it. Sheâs gotten Lucifer out of the cage. Azazelâs dead, Lilithâs dead, Alastairâs dead, Megâs been essentially MIA lately, Crowleyâs a turncoatâ so whoâs at the top of the demon hierarchy? Whoâs there to greet Lucifer when he gets out of the cage? Whoâs the one who got Sam to open it in the first place? Ruby.
So of course sheâs ecstatic. She just brought back her god and that alone is worth celebrating. But beyond that, think of what she says to Sam:
"You set him free. And heâs gonna be grateful. Heâs gonna repay you in ways that you canât even imagine."Â
Honestly itâs somewhat unlikely that Ruby knows much, if anything, about Sam being Luciferâs vessel. So any thanks, any repayment she sees Lucifer giving Sam has more to do with Sam opening the cage (and possibly with him being the Boy King) than it does with Sam being his vessel. Which means that those rewards? Rubyâs going to get them too. So not only has Ruby moved up in the demon hierarchy, sheâs expecting to be rewarded by Lucifer himself.Â
And whatâs more, I think, Rubyâs expecting to be right there alongside Sam. She talks about how heâs âangry right nowâ and how âitâs hard to see it nowâ; the entire track of her conversation at this point indicates that Sam will, at some point in the future, come to see that what she did was really for the best and that this is how things are supposed to be.
Because Ruby really did care for Sam. Sheâs trying to get through to him here, because she cares. When Sam calls her a bitch, she looks hurt. When he tries to attack her, and she explains that he used up all his MP on Lilith, thereâs concern in her voice. When Dean bursts into the room, she doesnât attack him, simply stands up (in front of Sam, in a protective position) and tells him âyouâre too late.â Why? For the same reason sheâs never been as antagonistic as she couldâve been towards Deanâ because she cares for Sam and Sam cares for Dean (and, OK, yes, because pissing off Dean too much would alienate Sam and that would cause her plans to backfire but at this point that doesnât much matter).
At one point, Ruby talks about how she still remembers being human, and thatâs why sheâs helping Sam. I donât know how true that is, but I think in some ways sheâs the demon (especially in the first five seasons) that is the most human, and that really comes out here.
So, yeah, this is her being revealed as a villain and, in many ways, the villain thatâs been more immediately responsible for whatâs been going on in S3 and S4 than Lilith. But this is also revealing so much more of her character.
So, yeah, Ruby is the best of those sons of bitches. Ruby is awesome. Props to you, Ruby.
Today is a good day and I didn't even have to do my eyebrows