Never trust a duck.

"trump dying won't fix fascism" neither would a big steamy bowl of pad thai but I still want it

I drink two cups of coffee per day not because I have an addiction, but because my body has adapted to the presence of caffeine enough that its absence causes mild but unpleasant side effects.

I dusted the TV stand not because it was dusty but because it was covered in fine particulate matter that settled from the air.

I reblogged this post not because I liked it and wanted to share it, but because reading it elicited a pleasant sensation that I felt would be appreciated by others

i hate when rich people condescend with the whole 'money can't buy happiness' argument like listen. just because buying your fourth car didn't fill the void in your deluded disconnected-from-reality life doesn't mean not having to worry about food/ bills/medicine wouldn't greatly improve the mental health of literally everyone else on the planet

I’m not saying that disliking Supergirl (2026) means being misogynistic. I’m just saying that of fucking course the film about a woman who loses her shit, becomes a hero because her dog is dying, and ends up saving dozens of women and girls who were bought to be (child) brides is heavily criticized.

“The villain is boring and underwhelming” I’m sorry if a sex trafficker, pedophile rapist is not scary to you. Must be nice being a man.

Neil Josten btw

what is it with able bodied people saying “get well soon” after you say that you’re chronically ill?? like? i am not gonna? and i once literally responded with “i’m not gonna, it’s chronic, as in permanent.” and they went like “oh well, hope you get better!” like bro 💀

Good job everyone, let's hit the showers

Can we put in a new scripted line? Like perhaps- hope you stabilize soon!

"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german

Something that really irks me is when in fic or in fandom in general is andrew being written as if he still considers his relationship with neil nothing post Baltimore. When after Baltimore thats seems unlikely just because he was so obviously and undeniably affected that he can no longer lie to himself and he won’t to neil either. Like i thought that was the whole point right? it finalizes both their arcs, neil becomes real and andrew gets to have what he wants safely.