help me otp

jehovahs witnesses just came to my door and they were these little old ladies so I didn’t have the heart to tell them I wasn’t interested so yea I just spent 20 minutes learning about jesus while wearing an avocado face mask

are you guacaholy now

don’t

Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.

why did the spy cross the road?

because he was never really on your side

my kitty fell asleep on me so i said “are you sleeping” and she meowed really quietly it was the cutest thing ever im gonna die

PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT EXCITED ABOUT SPACE BAFFLE ME LIKE THEY JUST FOUND A PLANET WHERE IT RAINS GLASS AND IT RAINS SIDEWAYS ITS LIKE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW CAN U NOT CARE IF U CANT BE EXCITED ABOUT SPACE GET OUT MY FACE

THERE IS A SUPER MASSIVE CLOUD OF DRINKABLE ALCOHOL FLOATING AROUND IN SPACE AND FROM WHAT WE CAN TELL SO FAR IT’S RASPBERRY FLAVORED OKAY

so we meet again *anime dual music begins to play along with a split screen of us squinting our eyes*

I wonder how much of the Ant Farm fandom knows about this role…

i didn’t know there were 365 days in a week

moment of silence for every girl that actually thinks one direction would date a fan

how is it that we all started drawing that S thing in elementary school, across the country, without the Internet telling us to