slytherin nerd

Harry: You’re telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 70 years, made this salad?

AU where Fred and George are in different houses and they get their hands on house ties from the other two houses as well. By the end of their first year nobody knows which house either of them is in and just take points off a random house whenever they see a redhead getting up to something.

“George! Why are you wearing a Slytherin tie?”

After this confusing quadruple mess, a conspiracy theory emerges that Fred and George are actually just one person, and there were never any Weasley Twins. To add fuel to this theory, Fred and George make a point to never be seen together (publicly).

i draw and make pottery but ive never drawn somebody doing pottery so this was fun and i fully support this even if its just a joke lol

I was talking with my brother about Dumbledore on the train today, and we couldn’t figure something out. When did Dumbledore receive the tampered memory in which Tom Riddle asks Professor Slughorn about Horcruxes? I think he must have gotten that memory before Harry arrived at Hogwarts, because the story goes that Slughorn left Hogwarts to avoid caving to Dumbledore’s demand for the real memory. 

Random person, to Slytherin: Oh my goodness, you’re so sexy and mysterious and intelligent! You’re so suave and charismatic and charming, ugh!!

- Harry had a crush on Draco, Cho and Cedric.

betcha draco hissed and whined about it to pansy when he heard about harry's crush on cho and cedric

love me some enemies to friends to lovers trope

newt “cause i like you” quick don’t make it gay scamander

Newt: The stars are beautiful tonight.

it must be really weird for anyone who was taught by dumbledore and mcgonagall and the rest to become teachers and have to, like, treat them as colleagues

Correct me if i’m wrong, but wasn’t McGonagall more or less in the same year as Tom Riddle?

Tom: Adding "lmao" does not mask your pain.