Welcome to the Enigma

amazing porn gif. unfortunately the caption u paired with it has made it entirely unsharable

Do you think Michael Crichton had a deep-seated hatred of theme parks because he was too tall for all the rides?

Damn, it sure is huh

"I have been brought before the scriptures and my heresies found canonical" is an all-time banger line.

If at first you don't succeed, put it back in the microwave for a minute thirty

I promise this post makes sense

its set to two minutes though

I was in a hurry

something goony this way cums

i hope i'm the mutual you have unethical fantasies about.

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

Pizza, serves 8, yes I 8 it all.

REBLOG if you want NSFW anons

This will definitely be fun to wake up to, right?