ash

this is … quality art

My favorite type of characters are “they’re not dumb but they are a dumbass”

Characters with enough intellect and common sense to clearly and easily grasp that something is a Bad Idea, but with enough chaotic dumbass energy to decide they gotta just go ahead with it anyway are on point.

Spencer is the perfect example. He dropped out of law school, yeah, but he still got the fuck in.

Bro come look at the stars with me I am not feeling like myself

#makes me want to be on a beat up spaceship with ragtag crew who make their living by doing things of questionable legality

I get you

Your mom admits to you that you have some… supernatural blood running through your veins. But she doesn’t remember what kind, cause she was kinda a hoe. 

The Mama Mia! reboot I’d love to see…

This is what the Sims see

oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch

You take 4 points of rat damage.

me every second i go without seeing a rat