god those 8 minutes had everything. “power couple”. pharriage discussion completely unprovoked. dan saying sentences no one has ever said before including “for people that are bicurious it was like their flat earth”. clueless but Trying interviewer with phannie coworkers in the back. cute shoulder touch. saying “twink” and “male podcast” on the news. phil therapy avoidance. martyn catching strays for no reason.

it's like the interviewer prepared a bunch of questions and dnp prepared a bunch of answers but the answers and the questions belong to 2 completely different conversations

do you reckon the wall we kick our pussies up also has the lady door on it

i miss younow danisnotonfire i feel like post hard launch or even post hiatus phannies cant understand the specific sick and twisted parasocial bestieship that was forged by logging on to listen to dan tell half a story 3 times while occasionally interrupting himself to argue with a wall or rant condescendingly at someone who asked a question he didn’t need to answer