(sorta) Meticulously Tagged Naruto Dump

Gay broke sober king 🤴

yesterday on the Noise Hell Tube i ascended to some kind of higher plane of existence where i contemplated naruto AUs not hitherto conceived of by mankind. i now present to you, home inspector hinata

accurséd AU free to a good home (we have to get it away from OP)

This made me guffaw out loud... @kakashi-enthusiast I have seen many riffs off my silly comic over the years but somehow I never expected it in reverse. thank you LMAO 

the most common answer so far is "why would i pay any attention to tobirama if there's a cat" and honestly. valid

god the concept of the scroll of seals is so funny. tobirama keeps inventing stuff and hashirama is like no we can't have people using that!!!! and into the scroll it goes

imagine if naruto had opened it up, read "multi shadow clone jutsu," went aw man that's my worst technique!! let's see what else is in here. and then proceeded to learn edo tensei. in episode one

how did hashirama get the Valley of the end madara statue built anyway? Did he lovingly sculpt it himself? Does he even have that kind of skill with stone jutsu? Did he commission someone? How did he have that conversation did he just happen to have picture references of madara with him? Did he use volunteers? Conscripted labour? Pov you are an Iwa nin pow and the enemy ninja president asks you to use your powers to make a giant statue of his ex ???

yass so funny how much hsrm wants to immortalise mdr's face like hey mdr u should be hokage so we can put your face on the mountain right there so the whole village can see it every morning when they wake up. no? ok so what if i build you and me as statutes that stare into each other's eyes across a waterfall and will give nobody the impression of star crossed lovers ever? actually i alr did it :) teehee

legally kakashi cant own a television because the sandaime knows if he ever found out about telenovelas and soap operas konoha would lose her best shinobi because that little loser would sit down to watch one episode and not be seen for weeks and when they finally drag him back out hes got an entire notebook filled with notes on the series to keep track of all the characters and plots but hes hatake kakashi so its written in 5 layers of code one of which he made up on the spot for giggles. and then halfway through the mission they find out he has a series od shadow clones still in his apartment doing thr exact same thing

on another another note. Listen I know everyone hates hiruzen and danzo but I still think fic of them being trained by Tobirama would be soooo funny. Bonus points for Danzo’s toxic pining, Hiruzen’s (apparent) obliviousness, Tobirama noticing their dynamic but thinking to himself “Well surely my students are smarter than falling into the common emotional traps of jealousy/power hunger/twisted love/etc that I lectured them about once five years ago. I’m sure this won’t be a problem.”