Paradise In Progress

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reblog if you are...disgusted

I think if you don’t spend at least four months out of the year battling the cold and ice and snow you lose your humanity and humility. that’s why californians are the way They Are

this reeks of jealousy.

do you see what I mean

I just heard a girl outside yell “PARKOUR” really loudly immediately followed by a dull thud on the ground and a softer “ugh” and I’m laughing really hard

I used to pull all-nighters but now I can barely pull all-dayers

i can’t wait to stay up until midnight on new years eve so i can watch 2016 die

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

fool me once, shame on u; fool me twice, shame on u again for taking advantage of my compassionate & forgiving nature!!!!!! how dare u

who else can’t wait until they have a cute gf???

all of those who reblogged will be blessed w a cute gf

This isn’t a joke guys I reblogged And got a cute gf

confirmation from one of the happy customers of this post y'all

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

if i were a drink i’d be cherry vanilla coke

if you were a drink what would you be

everyone’s like “bleach” or “sewage” please calm down edgelords

*jokingly hits on you but means it 100%*

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain