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gods i fucking cried

This is really important, especially now during the holidays. You owe nothing to nobody if they make you uncomfortable.

i actually love the phrase "unrepentant dumbass". i'm stupid as fuck and i refuse to apologize.

I found Hozier’s “Let’s Play” YouTube channel and it was just him playing Minecraft and trying to befriend the creepers but he always ended up dying.

I cannot tell you how disappointed I am that this is only a dream.

think my mum just sent me a whole buncha weed butter in the mail??

this is almost certainly weed butter

ive never seen a more appropriate usage of this reference

everyone who believes the logan paul sex tape thing is stupid. i’ve seen the video and let me tell you the guy in the video is putting his heart & soul into sucking that dick. he’s taking it like a champ. you’re expecting me to believe that 1) logan paul would do something for someone else’s benefit and 2) he’d put that much effort into it? that much spirit? not buying it

Joking about someone’s leaked nudes / sex tape is shitty and gross.

he filmed a dead body and put it on youtube and scams children

GUYS REBLOG THIS THIS COULD FEED A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO NEED A MEAL

This also works with pictures of pizza. So if you take a picture of an image of pizza from a computer or other phone it works. That’s how I did it!!

fun thing about this promotion: it’s been used to train computers to recognize pizza. not a huge surprise, but the potential for them to use this to, say, install cameras over employees and automatically reprimand them for not making pizza to a certain standard… kinda grody! so thanks OP and Charlie for doing their parts to corrupt their data and save dominoes employees from the future of being fired by a computer!

it's your uber am outside

Kept searching for missing son during trip. Found son and got to destination on time. Five Starfish.

Quality Customer Serfish

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

are you a cavetown trans person or an against me! trans person?

the only two valid genders are this is home and i was a teenage anarchist

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

uh oh

It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it