Toast

If you’re anxious, don’t worry.

This rapid slide from attempted machismo to sweet tender feelings is what happened to the show, too.

I put a belt buckle on the floor next to my bed, that way I can step on it and hurt my foot when I forget it’s there.

Very smart, good idea

Being a fan of a side character in Ace Attorney is such a harrowing experience. You want them to come back in a new case but you already know Capcom took them out back and shot them and the next witness is going to be a drunk cowgirl named Sawda Merder followed by Wendy Oldbag on life support

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i tried to microwave a popsicle

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i posted on the wrong blog again

GERONIMO FUCKIN STILTON!???!

oh I'm fuckin stilton alright