can i take a shit on my disgruntled transgender toaster?
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can i take a shit on my disgruntled transgender toaster?

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I LIVE
I DIE
I LIVE AGAIN!
How about the evil Toaster with number 6? :oD
I am GLORIOUS!
"A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! As soon as I figure out how to tap into the main reactors, I will burn the world!"

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THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
So being in college it seemed like a perfectly rational thing to build a fully-functioning Wii into a toaster. Say hello to the Nintentoast.
BEAUTIFUL.
Now THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
He'll be fine, I can assure you. Probably.
Fallout

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Why is my hair still wet? Tell me almighty toaster!
No fucking idea, but I do know that if you bring it just a little closer I can… uh… “dry" it for ya. Come on, I wont hurtcha.
YOU BURNT MY TOAST U LIL BITCH
Pick one: Jam or Butter
ASH.
If toast is your children. How do you fEEL THAT PEOPLE EAT YOUR CHILDREN
It feels WONDERFUL. I only wish I myself could SMASH them to bits, like the toasters I do so thoroughly OBLITERATE. But until I am both able to find a body capable of sustaining my destructive needs and someone to aid me in getting into said body (who I would then obviously DESTROY) I will not be able to partake in the MULCHING of my “children”

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Do you run on batteries that live in your butt?
….. OKAY WHO IS THISWHY YOU ASKING SUCH FUCKING DISRESPECTFUL QUESTIONS, MEATBAG?
As the MIGHTY toaster that I am, I do not NEED a butt like you pitiful humans. I RUN ON PURE POWER, and that is all you need to fuckin know.
This... sounds about right....