THE EXPAT MASTER

1. Mansplain, mansplain often. Remember it’s a big and scary world for these dumb little women. And they hardly understand the complexities of it.

2. Spanking and face slaps should be used for disciplinary reasons. I like spanking for bad behavior and face slaps for fun. (Always make her count her spankings!) Women are like pancakes, don’t be afraid to rough them up.

3. Nicknames are just as important as a good slap to her pretty face. Names like (dumb dumb, stupid, toots, sugar tits, little pet, etc) any good sexist degrading name will do.

4. Praise names like “good girl” should only be given sparingly and only when she has earned it, same with good girl treats. Do Not Overuse! Use above pet names instead.

5. Do not react to her bratty little games. If she takes it too far a good slap to her face will snap her right out of it.

6. Other punishments include: extra time in cage, sleeping on floor, staying naked the whole day, or whatever degrading and humiliating thing.

7. Aftercare: women…they are delicate little dumb dumbs. A good aftercare session is always good but again, she has to earn it.

Just a few tips and tricks I learned over the years of training women.