Be Who You Want To Be

I thought “bee suit” meant like a bee costume until I read the word beekeeping

Contractions function almost identically to the full two-word phrase, but are only appropriate in some places in a sentence. It’s one of the weird quirks of this language we’ve.

This post needs some kind of warning sign.

I did not see that coming.

If DJ Khaled can update his story while lost at sea on a jet ski at night I think you can text back

tomorrow might be the best tuesday of ur entire life and i think that is a good thing to remember

How can ants have farms? They’re too small to control the chickens and the pigs

You know it’s bad when the first bi-partisan agreement in eight years is ‘don’t vote for that fuckhead"

But why Barack look like he’s upset to be wearing the same color tie as the Bushs’ ?

where did lorde go. what did taylor swift do to her