spider plants are queer. pass it on.

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

you disagreed w me in an intellectually honest way. we're friends now.

No way i‘m the only one that read this as ‚bath salts‘ being the reason why the coffee isn‘t here.

Cards Against Humanity ass advertisement

OP are your alpacas part of an early 2000's emo rock band?

interview with the masquerade

vampire: the vampire

#a terrible fate has befallen the Mouse Prince

Wait, the dog days are over? The dog days are done? And no one told me 😰?!

Oh no 😨 I havta get to my mother, my father, my children, my sisters and brothers quickly 🏃🏿‍♂️

Dude you left all your love and your longing behind, tidy up after yourself please

Can I carry it with me? I want to survive 🥺