spider plants are queer. pass it on.

I will always find it so absurd that Cassandra Pentaghast is supposedly "straight". she's literally called Lady Seeker

male entitlement in academic spaces is so boring. can’t tell you how many times i’ve been in a class and a girl gives a short, insightful analysis, and then a dude raises his hand and says “jumping off of that…” then says literally the same thing she said but longer and worse.

dude.

this is art

#a fun fact about tumblr is that if you dare to complain about a mundanely frustrating type of person#that exact type of person will appear in your notes as if summoned via a ouija board

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

And they’re all Vlad

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Marie Curie's notebooks are crazy once you think about it. They're so radioactive they have to be sealed in a lead box. Imagine a world where atomic theory is forgotten and a dude just goes "yea there's a book that details the secrets of the universe, the machinations of the creation of existence down to its barest essentials, but if you get close to it you fucking die. The more you read it the more your body slowly disassembles into mush." like wat excuse me

Are you telling me "eldritch unfathomable knowledge that drives you mad", may just be a book of otherwise fathomable knowledge that just happen to be lace with some kind of unknown type of what is essencially poison? Because I am all for this cosmic horror story

There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

Thank you @aranov 😭

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

it magically turns songs you don’t like into songs you like!!!