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always remember the rage that lego batman inflicted on homophobic batman fans, the cries of little pissbabies everywhere, the petitions to ban the movie, parents fuming. remember that all it took was two fictional legos to look at each other for a little longer than expected, now wait till these fans find out what telltale did… omg

The thing that’s funny and relatable about Luigi isn’t that he’s a coward, it’s that he’s a coward with no sense of scale. He reacts to literally everything with exactly the same level of oh-gee-I-dunno apprehension, whether it’s hearing a noise in a dark house at night, or coming face to face with a world-devouring horror. This is more or less the root of his self-esteem problems; he’s the universe’s second-greatest warrior and doesn’t realise it because as far as he’s concerned, being scared of a spider in the bathroom and being scared of Cthulhu are the same thing – he just totally lacks the necessary context to appreciate that managing to grit your teeth and deal with the second one is any sort of achievement. It’s all spiders in the bathroom to him. He’s equally terrified of everything, and that makes him invincible.

ra ra rasputin something something sour cream

god i hate knowing i have stuff to do it's like bearing a curse

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

Sounds busy to me

Reblog if you are busy 

its so funny we have a communication device referred to as the 'walkie talkie' and because we're used to it it's serious

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

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I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei