Hey How Are You

the cucks have unionized

they want nicer chairs

Cannot FUCKING stand when my loose leaf tea says to add tea in tablespoons instead of teaspoons. I'm sorry, bitch. Am I making tea or am I making a table. Let me double fucking check.

may you one day soon find the courage to open the tubberware container in the back of the fridge inshallah

isn't it so funny there's such a thing as "customer service voice"? Like I have to speak to you like a child or you'll rip my face off like a wild chimp

also literally fucked a man so hard yesterday that today i found pieces of my bed on the floor

I read this too fast and thought it said “pieces of him on the floor”

did you make sure to make lots of mistakes today ? from which to learn and grow ^_^ ?

no I'm perfect and beautiful in every way actually. Never made a mistake in my life.

sorry to hear you will be encased in resin forever while the world changes around you. maybe one day you will be dug from the earth and put on display in a beautiful place.

I have news but I need everyone to know it's not fake and I'm not making it up

Kanye, in addition to being dropped from brands like adidas, is officially banned from Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments

(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

(Wife looks over)(I do a roman emperor thumbs down)(she executes the other guy)