No Gimmicks Needed

He was right: I do not believe my eyes.

Can’t wait to try that at home.

person: i care about u me: ok then why am i not ur entire life??? smh fake

Anime fans will watch an anime that's good and be like "this is a deconstruction of the genre"

Its subverting expectations

By being good, instead of bad.

Your skin isn't glowing bitch you just oily

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

in america is everyone ignorant

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

i fucking hate when people on this site post words and phrases from my thoughts just to flex that they’re reading my mind

“Cock Penis”

fucking stop.

female influencers are like hehe iilove self care and being skinny :). male influencers are like every day i wake up at 5:00 AM and take an icy cold shower. instead of using a towel i let the wind dry me off naturally while i run for 20 miles with no music to reset my dopamine receptors. my eyes remain downcast the whole time because i must not witness anything beautiful like trees or the sunrise or else i may feel pleasure. for breakfast i consume a smoothie made from a deer heart, acid (LSD and battery), bluechew tablets, and a cocktail of off-label russian antidepressants rebranded to the western consumer as nootropics. also if you are poor, fat, or crazy i hate you and would kill you if it were legal

The Kafka fandom is small but depressed

Hey speak for yourself! I’m happy as a bug in a rug.

shut the fuck up

It smells and sounds like spring 

Not to romanticize on main but there is really something healing about sitting in front of an open window listening to birds and wind chimes and enjoying a natural breeze. It’s like the world is telling you breath 

they call me bath and body works because i like to take a bath and then go to your mom's house and make her body work

Promising. But the wording is a bit cumbersome

suck me