«UNCONTROLLABLE SCREAMING»

delete the people that make you feel bad about yourself from your life, unfollow them, delete their numbers, erase their texts, find happier people, pet a dog, watch a silly movie, forget about them, you’re better off

i hope this email finds you a broken husk of a man

Please keep this circulating. Cops are getting more and more brazen, know your rights!

good to know

Reblogging every time this goes past

I had to learn my rights the hard way…read this, study it, memorize it, this is insanely valuable information.

“mood” is basically the equivalent of “amen”

and now I am picturing an entire congregation solemnly intoning “big mood”

I keep repeating, “Self-control is just empathy with your future self” and it’s honestly saving my life right now.

THE FIRST TWO EPISODES AIR TOMORROW, SEPT. 23RD, 2018, ON DISNEY XD AT 6PM AND 6:30PM PACIFIC TIME!!!

thinking about how women will go out with headphones to ward off men “just trying to talk”, avoid eye contact with random men so as to not encourage unwanted advances, pretend to be on the phone when walking past a man who makes them uncomfortable, even avoid smiling to themselves cause some guy will ask what they’re smiling about or worse think they’re being smiled at. and when you complain you’re the bitch who doesn’t appreciate conversation and compliments.

marvel is disney’s forever cash cow! it appeals to children, teens, and sweaty adults! it’s all quite loud and colorful, with the same safe formula every time, but with different directors and tweaks to make it whatever the fuck memorable each time. plus the reliance on violence to push the plot will give them those dank US military checks until explosions go extinct. truly we live in horrific times but i don’t really care 

thank u all for letting me know the military quit cutting checks for the MCU after Avengers because they got offended bc the fictional magic men are an alternative to the american military. i’m sorry i was misinformed but more importantly that’s really, really, really, really, really fucking funny

the russos writing winter soldier: you’ve got a big storm comin