Pandemonium Adjacent

I really am having a blast with this Chitra dragging spree, because there’s just so much to drag, and there’s nobody more deserving of it. So thank you, Chitra wh0res, for asking for it. Because here’s more of what you ordered.

Anyway, to start, as they always say: Quality over quantity.

With the way that knowledge is perceived in this world, you’re automatically seen as intelligent if you know lots of things. A walking encyclopedia is frequently seen as a font of wisdom, which… could not be further from the truth. I mean sure, powerful brains frequently have this trait, but it’s not the be-all-end-all of intelligence. Far from it.

Chitra is the concept of quantity itself, and is the foundation of this multifarious universe itself. The internal division inherent to this self-conflicted universe is the basis of all quantity, of all multiplicity.

And prioritizing the notion of quantity in life is almost always the wrong direction to take, because the usual results are confusion, excess, and worst of all, attachment to quantity and its consequent delusional egotism.

This applies to all spheres of life, but what motivated me to write this today was when I got reminded of a trend that persists in spiritual circles, both with women who are delusional, and males in general. I’ve seen so many Astro Twitter or Spiritual Twitter users talking about a million different things without true understanding and thinking that they know things just because they do extensive reading. The “spiritual” males are the most guilty of this. I’ve seen a very consistent trend of “spiritual” males who do a lot of studying and know the ins-and-outs of multiple spiritual frameworks and for some reason love to post their weird “art”. My fellow women, please stay away from these types, because they are extremely predatory.

Back to the concept of quality over quantity: always remember that you don’t necessarily need to know Egyptian Bounds or Draconic charts or Chaldean terms or the D9 and whatever other divisional chart or what the Nordic runes mean or which Hexagram of the I-Ching says what or even the nakshatras, in order to gain true insight.

Find what intellectually works for you and stick with it. One of the main ways that this universe deludes you and corrupts your action is the confusion that quantity and multiplicity brings—which is what Chitra represents and what can be seen in the consequent “scattering” of Swati. Yes, knowing multiple systems, disciplines, frameworks, and schools of thought are important to forming a coherent understanding of the universe, but my main message is to not feel like you have to gain all of this knowledge just because.

I will close with a metaphor.

To know that Chitra is a vapid, melty-faced social climbing h0e, we just need to observe some instances of her behavior and aspects of her personality. To come to this correct conclusion, we don’t need to know every thought she thinks, every utterance she utters, every deed she does… and neither do we want to know. Because Chitra gworl, we rly dgaf…

Hello and welcome to this new post. This time I have prepared a reading for you all with some encouragement to keep on going. I hope this is going to be useful and helpful for some people out there!

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Pile 1

You are definitely going to get there. Whatever that goal is that you keep thinking about, whatever that thing is that sometimes keeps you awake because you want it so badly. You are not someone who is dreaming about impossible things. You are someone who is slowly making their way towards it, even if it does not always feel like that. I think lately you have been looking too much at how much further you still have to go rather than how much you already crossed. And that makes everything feel impossible when really, it is not. I really need you to realise something. If the version of you from maybe five years ago could see you now they would definitely think you are the coolest person ever. They would probably think you figured everything out. They would look at the things you can do now as something impossible because back then they simply could not imagine themselves reaching this point. You have so much more knowledge now. You know how people work better. You know yourself better. You recovered from things you thought would always stay with you. You learned lessons you only could've learned by actually living through them. That is something nobody can take away from you anymore. I also feel like sometimes you still look at yourself through the eyes of your younger self. As if you are still that person with no options, no freedom, no experience. But you are not anymore. There are so many more doors open to you now than there ever were before. Maybe you do not notice them because they slowly appeared over the years instead of all at once. But they are definitely there. You can make decisions now that younger you simply could not make. You have more control over your own future than you realise. Sometimes you still doubt yourself because you remember making mistakes. But everyone makes mistakes. The difference is that now you actually learned from them. I do not think you realise how much your thinking has changed over the years. Situations that would've completely destroyed you years ago are now things you can actually deal with. Maybe not perfectly, but definitely much better than before. That says enough already.

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Pile 2

I think one of the biggest messages here is definitely that you are trying way too hard. Not because you are lazy, or because you are not doing enough. It is actually the complete opposite. You are doing absolutely everything you can and then you still go to sleep thinking you should have done more. You have this idea in your head that if you are not constantly improving, constantly achieving, then you are somehow falling behind. But you are not. You are definitely not behind anyone. You are comparing your whole life to little moments you see from other people, and then you expect yourself to somehow catch up with every single person at once. That is simply impossible. You expect yourself to achieve absolutely everything. It is almost like you believe your life only has value if you become exceptional at everything you touch. You want the Nobel prize, the Grammy, the perfect career, the perfect relationships, the perfect hobbies, the perfect body, the perfect mental health. It is just too much. You have put the bar so high that even if you achieve something amazing you barely allow yourself to celebrate it because you are already thinking about the next thing. Nothing ever feels enough because your expectations keep moving further away. The thing is, I do not think you realise this. If you genuinely could have done more, you would have already done it. You are not someone who avoids responsibility. You are not someone who just sits around all day wondering why life is not changing. You genuinely try. Probably more than most people around you. So whenever you tell yourself you should just work harder, I honestly think that is one of the least helpful things you can tell yourself. You have already reached the point where working harder is no longer helping you. I also really feel like if you continue doing things this way you are heading straight towards burnout. Maybe not tomorrow, maybe not next month, but eventually. You cannot keep expecting yourself to perform at one hundred and fifty percent every single day. No one can. The funny thing is that by trying to achieve everything as quickly as possible, you are actually slowing yourself down. Because eventually your body will force you to rest whether you like it or not. Giving yourself breaks now actually lets you achieve more in the long run.

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Pile 3

One thing you definitely need to hear right now is that your life is not a photo, it is a movie. And I think right now you are looking at one frame of that movie and deciding that this one frame is somehow the entire story. It is as if you paused everything on one bad moment and convinced yourself this is how everything is always going to be. But that is just not how life works. Movies are not remembered because one scene was bad, they are remembered because you watched the entire thing and saw where everything eventually ended up. If someone only watched the first thirty minutes of a movie they would probably think everything is terrible. The main character loses people, things do not work out, they make mistakes, they cry, they fail. Frankly, if movies ended halfway through nobody would even like them because they would all just be sad. But they do not end there. They keep going. And your life is exactly the same. Right now might definitely not be the best chapter. It might feel like nothing is working, like every single thing you try somehow falls apart, or maybe you are just tired of waiting for things to finally change. But this is not the ending. It is just the middle. You are somewhere in-between where things are messy and confusing and you cannot yet see why everything had to happen this way. I also feel like some of you compare your current moment to other people's entire movies. You look at someone who seems happy, successful or settled and compare it to your current chapter. But you are comparing your middle to someone else's ending, or at least to the highlights they allow people to see. You have absolutely no idea what happened before they got there. They also had days where they thought things would never get better. They also had moments where they questioned themselves. That is just part of living really. There are definitely lovely things waiting for you. There are people you have not met yet who are going to make your life feel warmer. There are places you have not been yet that are going to become your favourite places in the world. There are moments that right now you cannot even imagine existing because you are so focused on what is happening today. But today is just today. It is not forever. One rainy day does not suddenly mean the whole year is rain, and one difficult period does not suddenly mean your whole life is going to stay this way.

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"A marriage ending isn't a failure at all. I spent eleven years with her. We were so in love that we couldn't image life apart from each other. We got our own place, adopted a dog, and supported each other through school. I thought if tow people loved each other enough the rest would fall into place, except... love isn't everything.

And I didn't want to believe that, but we were sitting in counseling one day, talking about our future and I realized we were describing two completely different lives. Where we'd live, what kind of life we wanted, what made us happy. And it hit me that- I love this woman and this woman loved me. And after eleven years of loss, grief, career changes, we were so deeply in love... but we weren't aligned. And I kept thinking 'We just need to try harder. We can find some compromise to make this work,' because that's what you're supposed to do when you love someone, right?

But the reality was, we had just become different people. Her trade school took her in one direction, my graduate degree in another and trying to force us back into who we were five years ago wasn't coming from a place of love. It was coming from a place of fear. Fear that, if this ended, it meant we wasted eleven years. But sitting there across from her, I realized: That's not how love works.

Those eleven years happened. They were real. The dog, our home, showing up for each other through grad school and trade school. I wouldn't change a single thing because loving someone doesn't mean you're meant to stay with them forever. And letting go doesn't erase what you had. We measure marriage by whether it lasts forever or not, but what if we measured it by whether it mattered?

What if we measured it by the love we gave, the life we built, and the people we became? Because love's job isn't to last forever, it's to help you become fully completely yourself, and sometimes the most loving thing you can do is give each other permission to be yourselves, separately. But the dog doesn't know were' divorced. He just gets two Christmases now."

-crickets-

Vedic tumblr when I drag Chitra:

Chitra literally nobody gaf about you. Nobody. I don’t care, we don’t care, no1 care. I have to get this out of the way before going into the analysis because y’all don’t seem to get it despite repeated reminders. Self-obsession for no reason at all is insane asylum behavior and you rats should be locked in there with the Shatabhishas.

ANYWAY…

The recent poll I did to find out which Mars trine nakshatra people thought was the most annoying really did surprise me, to say the least. I thought it would be Mrigashira being the most annoying by far, with Chitra and Dhanishtha being roughly equal. But Chitra took over HALF of all the votes, with Mrigashira and Dhanishtha making up the rest. I was so gagged because I as a Mrigashira native truly hate Mrigashiras and thought they were by far the most annoying especially given the reputation that tropical zodiac Geminis have in general astrology circles and even beyond that. But no. Holy shit. Chitra gurl nobody likes you 💀

Why? First, let’s examine Chitra’s underlying essence.

Chitra’s specific type of irrelevance is not what one would usually think. Society generally thinks of irrelevance as not being talked about, not being thought about, not being paid any attention. That’s not what’s going on here, given that Shitra is the biggest attention whore known to history. The point is that Chitra somehow remains so irrelevant DESPITE receiving all the attention in the fucking world. Chitra has to do with public figures that hold the rabid attention of the masses who cling to and obsess over what Chitra does, no matter how stupid or superficial. Chitra is the glittering jewel that makes people go “oOoOoohh sOo0 ShiNyyYYy”. It is the trifle that the dirtiest swine is pleased with. It’s exactly like the cotton candy analogy I use to describe Mrigashira. Sickly sweet, fluffy, attention-grabbing, but completely bereft of any actual nutritional value.

Chitra has to do with everything that KimberKunt Kardashian (Chitra Sun) is and stands for. Chitra is the high school cliques that fuss over who said what to who. Chitra is Charlie Kirk (dead Chitra Sun) and Joe Rogan (Chitra Moon) going blah blah blah blah blah and having millions of viewers worldwide but nobody actually remembering a single thing they uttered. And based on what Cholera’s statistical research has revealed, Chitra is a nakshatra that is central to the concept of royalty.

If you were to think about all the entities I just listed, you’ll notice one common theme: they receive the widespread attention of the masses, while nobody would actually care if they disappeared off of the face of the earth. If KimberKunt died tomorrow, nobody would care. Yeah, there might be a storm in the press and on online forums with people coming up with conspiracy theories and whatever surrounding the topic. But the truth is that it wouldn’t make a difference to anybody’s lives. The bitch has not contributed to society in any meaningful way. If Kate Middleton shit herself to death tomorrow, nobody would actually care either. When Queen Elizabeth died there was a royal funeral and everything but folks just moved on. Why? Because… nobody… actually… fucking… cares…

So this truly is what Chitra does best. Holding all the attention of the world but somehow not ever mattering one bit. Just a fake shiny plastic jewel that ends up in the corner of some dusty drawer.

So, what is the wider metaphysical explanation behind all this?

The essence of the divine, particularly the Immaterial Feminine, is that of one-pointedness and stability. Chitra, on the other hand, is the opposite of everything that She is. Chitra’s underlying essence is one of division or differentiation, symbolized by the shiny jewel that has many facets, which causes glittering, the scattering of light. This is something that is often romanticized, but is actually horrifying on an existential level. This “glittering” is, at the end of the day, many minuscule divisions in the divine essence that causes fragmentation and dispersion into endless different, useless directions. This is directly mirrored by Chitra natives’ tendency to engage in shallow, “scattered”, endlessly and neurotically fluctuating behaviors that lead to shallow, scattered, endlessly and neurotically fluctuating behaviors in the masses that perceive them. Mess that begets messes. Frivolity that begets frivolities. Irrelevance that begets all sorts of irrelevances. A far cry from the stable, one pointed divinity that suffers from none of these existential horrors.

In the esoteric tradition of Christianity known as Gnosticism, this corrupt universe was said to have been created by a being known as the demiurge, of Greek etymology and meaning “craftsman” or “artisan”. And this being is known by another name: Tvashtar, the “divine” artisan. The origin story of the world in Gnosticism is basically that there was the divine fullness known as the pleroma, from which this idiot bird called Sophia separated herself and gave birth to the demiurge, the corrupt creator of this corrupt world. Some traditions say he is evil while others say he is ignorant. I say that he is ignorant, and it is his ignorance that causes evil. Either way, division and its resultant multiplicity is what he and his mother are obsessed with, just as the underlying energy of Tvashtar and Chitra is that of endless multiplicity and its resultant chaos. Their business is causing perpetual multiplication on the dualistic plane, which begets more and more chaos as things get more and more convoluted. And I just remembered as I’m writing this that the demiurge is referred to as a being of Chaos. The synchronicities are writing themselves. And so, the main point here is that the division and resulting multiplicity is the very essence of conflict and chaos. And this is what lies at the heart of Chitra.

You can tell whoever wrote the classic descriptions of Chitra really wanted fetch to happen. And to them I say stop trying to make fetch happen, because it’s not going to happen.

“Rta” and “satya”. I mean I understand that there can be varying interpretations of scripture, based on differing subjectivities and experiences. But this shit is just plain wrong. Not to mention the “punya chayani” shakti, too. I mean I’m not surprised, given the priorities of this world and the values it holds dear. Like I’ve said many times before, this universe is the Mother who doesn’t care what happens to you as long as there is mindless reproduction happening. So all of these chaotic and multiplicative behaviors of Chitra are rewarded and praised and lauded by this world. But as I always say: in the face of Eternity, these frivolities fade into nothing. And one day, this world will have had enough of its own pandemonium, and only then can it begin to transform. But until then, the demiurgic delusion will continue.

“Tvashtar desired, ‘May I gain a wonderful progeny.’”

Yeah and you & your slimy progeny are all irrelevant so now what ???????????

We’ve all been a victim to the insidious antics of these wenches at some point. Unless, of course, you’re the weeping White woman herself (lol). When we think of this very annoying (and very dangerous) phenomenon, we are inclined to think of the usual uwu culprits, like Hasta and Swati, the oh-so-delicate princesses who can’t seem to do anything without a “virile” man. And this IS often the case with them. But today we’re gonna be looking at a nakshatra that one might not think of in relation to the helpless, tearful White woman archetype.

Jyeshtha.

Surprised? Yeah. Me too.

It is surprising at first, because you know: Indra, king of the deities, the Vajra, thunderbolts, summit of the gods, master of the material plane, irascible temper, yada yada yada……. But not so surprising when you really think about it. These Jyeshtha women are by no means “helpless” in the way that Hasta or Swati women might be. They know exactly what they’re doing.

Jyeshtha is one of the main asterisms associated with structures of political power, with Indra positioned at the top of this hierarchy. And what do beings do when they are in positions of authority? Bad things. Horrible things. Abominable things. So it honestly comes as no surprise that Jyeshtha women have historically had a pattern of using whatever institutional power they hold to inflict all kinds of horrors on others. One may think that being at the “summit of the gods” implies that those at the top wouldn’t have to resort to such low tactics. But it’s precisely because of these tactics they they rise to the top. It’s a sad world we languish in.

Probably the most infamous historical example of this is none other than the woman who got Emmett Till brutally tortured and murdered. Carolyn Bryant, Jyeshtha Moon:

This bitch eventually admitted to lying about her allegations against him, but she faced no consequences whatsoever. Thankfully, she’s dead now.

Then there was this other Jyeshtha Moon bitch, Susan Smith, who MURDERED her 2 sons and then tried to blame it on 2 Black men:

That’s not the end of it. There is ANOTHER Jyeshtha Moon pig, Bonnie Sweeten, and in this case she faked her own abduction and said it was a Black man who did it:

And of course, the Queen of White Feminism herself, with Jyeshtha Sun:

So all these lies, all this manipulation, all this calculation, all this insidious harm… sounds familiar, doesn’t it? Yes, Ashlesha, I’m looking at you, fellow Mercury trine tikshna wench. It appears this nasty behavior hasn’t gone anywhere. Jyeshtha embodies this same energy and distorts narratives to directly inflict harm onto others from a position of authority. And what manifestation of this phenomenon is more accurate than White Female Tears?

Well, luckily, I am a solution-oriented bitch. How do we deal with these Deceptive Debbies? I have a pretty good answer. Y’all remember how Jyeshthas tend to get taunted and destroyed by Rohini natives, as Cholera explored in her Jyeshtha video? If any of these rotten wenches tries to weaponize their tears against you, turn into the most Rohini helpless uwu crying damsel-in-distress version of yourself. If that bitch cries, you cry harder. Make it impossible for her to put herself in a more pitiful situation than you. It doesn’t have to just be Jyeshtha bitches, but any bitch that tries this shit with you. Hasta bitch, Swati bitch, you name it. Use the tactics of the uwu bitches against themselves. This is one of the many little things we can do to deconstruct the oppressive structures of the world.

And also kinda off topic but I hope Hasta women get explosive diarrhea, roll down the stairs, and die.

Well here is Inde Navarrete with Shatabhisha Sun. The tropes really do write themselves 😭

There is one nakshatra in particular whose core essence is exactly what a virus is and does. And this nakshatra is Swati.

So what do viruses do? They’re basically strings of genetic code that need living host cells to survive. They can’t do shit on their own. By our definition of biological life, viruses aren’t even considered alive. They’re just these strings of code moving from organism to organism, vampirizing them and stealing their resources for their own self-perpetuation.

You’re probably seeing the irony in all this already. Swati is supposedly this “self-goer”, lover of independence, freedom, or as Cholera would describe it, “learning from the ocean of one’s own experience”…

Bitch plz

Similar to what I mentioned in this earlier post, one thing you’ll notice about Swati women is that they are the blueprint for how swathes of women think they should look, and they all end up looking like vapid copies of one another… which is exactly like how a virus spreads. These un-evolved Swati women have basically no identity of their own (like how a virus has no life of its own) and are purely vampiric beings (like how viruses hijack host organisms and leech off of their resources).

Fun fact: the scientist who discovered viruses was Dmitri Ivanovsky, with Swati Sun:

And Björk, with Swati Moon, has a song called Virus:

Like a virus needs a body

As soft tissue feeds on blood

Someday I'll find you

The urge is here, ooh

Like a mushroom on a tree trunk

As the protein transmutates

I knock on your skin

And I am in, ooh

The perfect match, you and me

I enter, contagious

You open up, saying welcome

Like a flame that seeks explosives

As gun powder needs a war

I feast inside you

My host is you, ooh

A still from Björk’s Virus visualizer

To dive even deeper into the metaphysics of viruses and Swati, something that Cholera mentioned that is highly accurate of the Rahu trine is that they are very skilled at moving between mediums and forcing their way into foreign spaces. She talked about how Shatabhisha blurs boundaries and Swati effortlessly moves between realms and spaces. And this is exactly what a virus does. A virus enters a cell, steals its resources, replicates, and then the host cell is destroyed when there are too many virions for the host cell to contain. The host cell ruptures, releasing the virus into the surroundings where they are free to float away (like Vayu, Swati’s ruling deity) to invade other cells and repeat the same vampiric process all over again. And they don’t stay with one cell for very long, which is paralleled in the classic texts where Swati is described as having “weak friendships”.

It is, then, ironic that Vayu is described in the Vedas as necessary for all the other deities to sustain their activities, because Vayu, the Prana, is the supposed “Breath of Life”. But gworlz……. how in the hell are y’all gonna be literal energy vampires and call yourselves the “Breath of Life”???? The math is not mathing.

And to go even deeper into this analysis, we have to consider what Swati’s virus-like nature does to the things around it. Cholera has referred to Swati and Shatabhisha as “key nakshatras on the female path”… and she is right about them being key nakshatras on the dumb bird version of the female path. As I’ve mentioned, Swati is the feminine in her corrupt state: dependent, insecure in herself, constantly preening herself and stuffing her form with filler, and worst of all… subservient to a male. This form of the feminine is, herself, a virus that eventually destroys everything around her through a constant process of vampirism and has no life of her own. The Great Shakti has reduced herself to a footnote in someone else’s story, and so goes around draining everything around her in the hope it’ll give her something to cling to, and then wonders why everything is constantly desiccated and falling apart. This is all because she thinks she can get what she needs from a male and refuses to look inside herself and to find her true feminine power within herself.

This is the key to understanding the independence that Swati in its evolved form is associated with. It is the emancipation, the independence, the self-going nature that comes when a woman understands that SHE HERSELF is the source of her own light, her own vitality, her own strength, and her own freedom. This is why Bhuvaneshwari is the solar principle, and the Hrīm bija mantra used correctly is the mantra of inner radiance, which can only be truly perceived and attained when the feminine effectively widows herself, completely independent of male subjugation. She then becomes the Void, Dhumavati, who is paradoxically the Font of all Wisdom, who needs no external source of light because She is enough for Herself.

It is at this point that she is no longer a virus, but where her spirit grows wings and takes flight, and She truly, completely, and absolutely is Her Own Self.

I love how in the Rahu trine, you can so clearly see the progressive increase in mental illness.

Ardra women tend to show this through outwardly anti-social behaviors like constantly criticizing people or starting fights, and most hilariously of all, serial dating. If there ever is a Serial Dater Olympics, Ardra women would win 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place. They have no idea how to be single, and even when they are in relationships, it all becomes a pathetic mess. Their insanity is most obvious in their interpersonal relationships.

Swati women show their insanity through their personal identity. They are by far the most “quirky”, “alt”, “look-at-me-I’m-so-different” types of bitches you will ever meet. Somehow, even though they have all these ephemeral identities and their obsession with being something, it all just rings so hollow. It’s very clear that these poor things simply have no idea who they are, and so have to try and convince themselves and other people that they have an identity.

And finally, Shatabhisha women. As I’ve said a trillion times before, these gworlz are just padded cell schizophrenic BPD mental hospital crazy. That’s it. Nothing more to add. If you see one in public please call the police.

Miley Cyrus, Vishakha Moon

You could just be going about your day, minding your own haggedy business, and then out of the blue a wild Vishakha woman appears like:

(☉ _ ☉)

And you’re like: “Um… Ma’am? Are you good… ?? Can I… help you… ??”

And then she goes:

(ʘ ͜ ʘ)

I guess this is what happens when Indra and Agni are mashed together because whew is it intense. This is also compounded by the fact that along with the Mars nakshatras, Vishakha is the main mean gworl nakshatra.

Rachel McAdams, who played the iconic Regina George, has Vishakha Sun. So imagine a mean gworl judging you and staring into your soul going:

(👁️ 🫦 👁️)

I mean it’s great. The hoes need to be kept on their toes.

Keep staring scarily and bitching nastily Vishakha gworlz!!!!

Tara Reid, Vishakha Sun:

Marcia Cross, Vishakha Moon:

Rebecca Romijn, Vishakha Sun and Moon:

Beverly D’Angelo, Vishakha Sun:

Tawny Roberts, Vishakha Moon:

Barbara Paz, Vishakha Moon:

Tori Spelling, Vishakha Moon:

👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜ )

Wendy Williams, Punarvasu Sun

Punarvasu gworlz, I know you’re not okay. I don’t even have to ask.

It was necessary for me to post the Ardra article before I posted this, so there would be sufficient background information to explain the physiology here.

One of Punarvasu’s main themes is the trauma that comes from existing in this world of violence and suffering. It is where all the horrors of dualistic existence come into full view and leave the profoundest trauma on the soul. And how does this manifest in Punarvasu women?

( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜ )

Their eyes bulge in an expression of fear and horror, and the crying that started in Ardra comes into full force in Punarvasu. The most iconic crying women scenes and memes feature Punarvasu women.

Shelley Duvall, Punarvasu Sun:

Wendy Williams, Punarvasu Sun:

Kris Jenner, Punarvasu Moon:

Taylor Armstrong, Punarvasu ASC (note that the cat is Punarvasu’s symbolic animal):

Punarvasu women also tend to wear glasses that exaggerate the eyes.

Emma Thompson, Punarvasu Moon:

Iris Apfel, Punarvasu Moon:

It will be okay, Punarvasu gworlz. Grandma Dhuma will destroy this shithole of a universe. In the meantime try to shield yourselves from the trauma.

A military plane dumping Agent Orange onto a forest in Vietnam during the Vietnam War

I’ve talked about this so many times before, in a series of multiple posts, but somehow I’m still not beating a dead horse. I wish I were, but the fucking horse is alive, kicking, lying, cheating, grifting, scamming, and being a piece of rotting spray-tanned shit in general.

For those of us who haven’t read my article on Ketu, here it is for some background:

The Ketu Trine: Shit and All its Synonyms

So, I’ve talked about how natives of Magha (and the rest of the Ketu trine), especially the male ones, have a strong inclination towards completely amoral action in their personal dealings, or any kind of dealing they are involved in. They act purely based on self-interest, even if it means turning on the ones closest to them. There is no low to which they cannot sink. If the bar is in Hell, they will find a way to sink below Hell. I mean, hell, even Hell wouldn’t want to keep these psychopathic fuckers. So today, it’s time to do away with the generalities. Let’s examine exactly how this skidmark nakshatra functions in the world.

To start, we all hear a lot about corporations and all the evil shit that they do for profit. But I haven’t seen any astrological analysis on what’s going on here. And surprise, surprise, guess which nakshatra pops up over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over again when you look at the absolute worst, most evil morally depraved corporations to ever exist. Let’s have a look.

DuPont

DuPont is one of the most notorious examples of industrial chemical pollution in history. DuPont’s use of PFOA (a forever chemical) in Teflon manufacturing, despite concerns about its toxicity, contaminated water supplies near its plant in West Virginia. Farm animals started dying horribly out of the blue, and it was later found that PFOA had entered the bodies of people in the community, resulting in birth defects in the years to come.

An individual with birth deformities associated with PFOA

The CEO of the company at the time that it started using PFOA and dumping it into the surrounding environment, and then covering it up, was Crawford H. Greenewalt. He had Magha Sun.

Oh and no individual has ever been charged or held accountable for any of this. Oh and as of 2026, PFOA is present in the bloodstreams of about 98-99% of the world’s population. Yes, you read that right. You, me, and practically everyone who’s reading this article right now has PFOA/PFAS in their bloodstream. Thanks, DuPont. Thanks, Magha.

Monsanto

Monsanto, founded by Magha Sun native John Francis Queeny, is yet another contender for the Most Evil Corporation in history. Here’s why:

And just in case you missed it, Monsanto was the largest producer of Agent Orange for the US government during the Vietnam war. And we all know about its effects during and after the war.

Ain’t it uncanny how Magha is linked to all these horrible pollutants, even symbolically speaking? For anyone who might not know, the orange skidmark who is also the current US President has been referred to as Agent Orange. He has Magha ASC.

An individual with birth deformities associated with Agent Orange

Purdue Pharma

We’ve all heard about the opioid crisis in the US. It’s constantly talked about by the media and it has truly awful effects on those suffering under it. Bodies slumped over, flesh rotting away due to lack of care… Purdue is the company where it all began. The founder of Purdue is Arthur Sackler, with Magha Sun. What Purdue Pharma did has been described as the “Crime of the Century”.

And so…

You’ll notice that the recurring Magha theme here is an unrelenting amorality which leads to literal poisoning on enormous scales. Whether it’s the Agent Orange of the Vietnam War (or the Agent Orange currently sitting in the White House), the current opioid crisis plaguing the US, or the PFOA/PFAS in pretty much everybody’s bloodstream, you’ll see that Magha’s amorality has an omnipresent toxic effect. The poisons unleashed in Ashlesha have fully seeped in, in Magha, on the largest scales.

And it really is no surprise that amoral, psychopathic behavior leads to power and authority in this world, just as the amoral Magha is symbolized by the throne. This is the way of the pitrs, and this is the world we have to deal with. We cannot let them win.

Nicole Brown Simpson’s corpse being taken away

Ladies, please take note of this warning, because it involves actual danger to your well-being.

When you hear about Jupiter, you’ll normally hear things along the lines of compassion and gentleness and mercy, but the men of the Jupiter nakshatras are BY FAR the most dangerous and materially harmful to women.

Jupiter trine men in general are seen as weak and feeble by society, and this constant emasculation puts them in a highly frustrated and frenzied internal state, like a chihuahua that keeps getting bullied and taunted.

Jupiter nakshatra men in general do not dare to attack other men, so they direct their anger towards women, who are more physically and socially vulnerable. Their outbursts of anger are extremely unpredictable, and this is why so many sudden and shockingly violent attacks on women are so often carried out by Jupiter nakshatra men.

Punarvasu Men

One perfect example is the Punarvasu Sun and Moon MMA fighter Conor McGregor, who is famous for being defeated and humiliated in numerous fights by other men, where they beat McGregor into literal submission after all of his initial trash talk. This constant emasculation of McGregor is no surprise that he has a track record of allegations of physical violence against women. He allegedly punched a woman in the face on his yacht and kicked her to the floor. And this is just one of the many allegations against him in terms of his violence towards women.

Vishakha Men

Vishakha men tend to express their bitterness towards women verbally, criticizing and shit-talking women in the same way that mean girls do. Here’s a clip of the popular streamer Austin Show, who has Vishakha Sun, who unleashed a barrage of profanity against a woman who didn’t think he was handsome. Not to her face, of course. Only after he left.

Purva Bhadrapada Men

Purva Bhadrapada men take this violence to the maximum by simply murdering women. There’s the renowned O.J. Simpson, with Purva Bhadrapada Moon and Punarvasu Sun, who brutally murdered Nicole Brown Simpson by stabbing her with a knife multiple times in the head and neck. And yes, he did it. He murdered that woman. And of course, there is the very, very, very long list of Purva Bhadrapada male serial killers who brutally murdered numerous women. There’s a reason that the majority of the victims of serial killers are female.

So ladies, please, please, please, please understand this: All the gentleness and mercy and compassion of Jupiter nakshatra men go out the window when it comes to women. Always remember this, and please heed this warning.

The Archetype of Hilly Holbrook

There are honestly way too many Hilly Holbrooks in this world. Too many Hilly Holbrooks, and too many dumb bitches who do the work of Holly Holbrook. And to which lunar mansion do we ascribe the archetype of Hilly Holbrook?

Uttara Ashadha.

Surprised? Yeah, me too. Again. This is like my White Female Tears article where one would normally expect a nakshatra like Rohini or Hasta but BOOM it’s Jyeshtha. And for Hilly Holbrook’s archetype you’d expect Ardra or Dhanishtha or something but BOOM it’s Uttara fucking Ashadha. And you know what? It makes perfect sense. Hagsplanation coming right up.

Uttarashadha is ruled by the Vishvadevas. Directly translated, it means “all the gods”. This name refers to the entire Vedic pantheon, where no deity is left out. Sounds nice and inclusive, doesn’t it? Okay. Then why are the majority of these deities… male?

Well, religion imitates real life, and when the Vedas first appeared, the individuals in positions of political power and authority were, well… male. Like pretty much every civilization in history. And like I said in the Jyeshtha article, what happens when males are in positions of authority? Horrible, horrible things. And what happens when a woman embodies the cosmic imprint of the patriarchy? Horrible, horrible things.

Women with strong Uttarashadha energies tend to see the world like the archetypical male principle would see it—as something to be conquered and to rule over with all of one’s awesome and powerful maleness. Taking pride in having dominion over others and telling them what they are allowed to say or do. Uttarashadha’s obsession with rulership over the world and existential space in general causes its natives to want to decide where others are even allowed to exist. Materially, what has this looked like?

If you’ve seen The Help, you’ll know that Hilly Holbrook, played by Uttarashadha Moon native Bryce Dallas Howard, is obsessed with dictating which spaces Black maids are allowed to exist in. She was particularly obsessed with preventing her maid Minny Jackson from using the bathrooms inside the house, and even came up with an initiative that required every White home to have a separate bathroom for “the colored help”, which was then endorsed by the White Citizens’ Council. In one particularly intense scene, when there was a violent storm outside, Minny used Hilly’s personal bathroom, which sent Hilly into a blind rage, in which Minny got fired on the spot.

Then there’s the movie Karen, starring another Uttarashadha Moon native, Taryn Manning. The antagonist Karen Drexler is the local Homeowner’s Association president who abuses her power to terrorize Black residents in her neighborhood. At a neighborhood gathering, she tells the Black invitees to relocate to Africa if they are unhappy with the US. And so again, there is the recurring theme of Uttarashadha women trying to dictate to others where they can or cannot exist.

Then, there’s the real-life modern-day Hilly Holbrook who goes by the name of Tomi Lahren, with Uttarashadha Moon, also known as the “White Power Barbie”.

She even compared the BLM movement to the KKK. And holy shit it just hit me as I’m writing this that there’s that other fugly Uttarashadha Moon bitch Sydney Sweeney, who is yet another trophy wench of the political right.

So as you can see, Uttarashadha women tend to be the faces of bigoted movements, who proudly and shamelessly advance their agenda no matter how stupid and/or embarrassing it is.

Now that we’ve looked at Uttarashadha, let’s expand our examination into the entire Sun trine. Cholera said something very true about the rajasic planets Mercury and Venus—that they show our activities and what we spend our energy on, with Mercury having a career emphasis. Well, I’m about to list female figures who were instrumental to the perpetuation of racial segregation in the United States. Remember Tomi Lahren’s KKK comments? Here we go:

Laura Martin Rose, Uttaraphalguni Sun, propagandist for the Ku Klux Klan, employed by the United Daughters of the Confederacy

Daisy Douglas Barr, Mercury in Uttaraphalguni, Imperial Empress of the Indiana Women's Ku Klux Klan in the early 1920s

Lulu Alice Boyers Markwell, Mercury in Uttaraphalguni, the first Imperial Commander for the national Women of the Ku Klux Klan (WKKK) organization

Mary Dawson Cain, Mercury in Uttaraphalguni, a key figure in perpetuating racial segregation and Jim Crow

Florence Sillers Ogden, Mercury in Uttaraphalguni, yet another key figure in perpetuating racial segregation and Jim Crow

Cornelia Dabney Tucker, Venus in Uttaraphalguni, yet another key figure in perpetuating racial segregation and Jim Crow

Nell Battle Lewis, Mercury in Krittika, yet another key figure in perpetuating racial segregation and Jim Crow

Robbie Gill Comer, Krittika Sun, founding figure of the WKKK, serving as its Imperial Commander from 1924 to the late 1930s

Rebecca Latimer Felton, Venus in Krittika, White supremacist US Senator who owned slaves and overtly supported lynching

The Archetype of the TERF

Now that we’ve examined bigotry along racial lines, let’s examine bigotry along gendered lines. For those who may not know, TERF stands for “trans-exclusionary radical feminist”, i.e. “feminists” who don’t see trans women as women. And who’s the most infamous TERF to ever exist?

Uttaraphalguni Moon native J.K. Rowling, the TERF Final Boss:

And then there’s the famous Uttaraphalguni Sun “feminist” Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, who over the past decade has been quite open about her exclusionary views of trans women:

The TERFiness of the Sun trine is so strong that not even Uttarashadha trans women themselves are safe from embodying its TERFy essence. The most famous trans woman is herself a TERF, and this person is none other than Uttarashadha Moon native Caitlyn Jenner:

Now that we’ve examined all these examples, let’s begin the analysis.

Notice how all of these Uttarashadha Karens, both the racial and gender types, have an obsession with keeping other women out of bathrooms. In the case of the Hilly Holbrooks, it was about keeping Black women out of bathrooms, and in the case of the J.K. Rowlings, it’s about keeping trans women out of bathrooms.

Uttarashadha is one of the main nakshatras of the patriarchy as we know it. Oppressive, psychopathic, filled with greed and avarice, devoid of compassion, and so on. Obsessed with the idea of dominating and controlling the world from the top of the hierarchies of their own making. Nakshatras like Magha, Anuradha, and Jyeshtha are a part of this patriarchy-upholding group. Uttarashadha is ruled by the Vishwadevas, i.e. “all the gods”, who as I’ve mentioned before, just happen to be predominantly male. And when these patriarchal powers express themselves in female form, the likes of Hilly Holbrook are exactly what you get. Uttarashadha has a particular interest in “owning” things of the material plane, as the deities of patriarchal religions tend to do.

In the Abrahamic religions, for example, there is the recurrent theme of a Creator making all things (Krittika) and then having lordship/stewardship (Uttaraphalguni and Uttarashadha) over these things. Uttarashadha in particular deals with power as it relates to physical space, in the sense of physical dominion over material reality, and this is why strongly Uttarashadha women are so obsessed with controlling who or what is allowed to exist in whichever space.

Similarly to Uttarashadha, Uttaraphalguni also has this sort of regulatory desire, and perhaps even more so due to its Aryaman rulership. Aryaman, like Varuna, has a lot to do with the regulation of space and setting existential limits, i.e. what is allowed to happen according to their “Rta” or cosmic law. Aryaman deals with contracts as well, so all of this points to his generally anally retentive nature. This is why so many of the women above with Mercury in Uttaraphalguni dedicated their lives and careers to limiting space to a certain type of people and cruelly enforcing those limits.

Uttaraphalguni’s desire for control, however, extends in the direction of gender and sex, because its core essence is heterosexual reproduction and the utilitarian nature of sexual reproduction, i.e. what are the material gains that can be accrued through sexual reproduction, transactionally and calculatively treating/using their offspring as insurance/ATMs/resource-givers/investments, etc. And so, anything that threatens this entire system is an existential threat to them.

Trans people in general do not live by their idiotic rules (unless you’re Caitlyn Jenner), and so they are relentlessly attacked by these Uttaraphalguni/Uttarashadha women. I mean if you go to J.K. Rowling’s Twitter page you’ll see it’s essentially transphobic tweet after transphobic tweet. Barely even a mention about Harry Potter or whatever. Just tweets where she proudly announces that she’s a TERF or that she’s a “large gamete-producer”. I mean the way that these transphobes define women is ironically some of the most misogynistic shit you’ve ever heard. Women to them are “large gamete-producers” and nothing more. Literally reducing the feminine to the reproductive function. Which is basically the essence of Uttaraphalguni. The goddess to them is a baby-making factory. That’s it.

And one might read about the Vedic Rta and think of it as this grand, wonderful cosmic concept but I as Dhumavati will tell you it’s all a big crock of horseshit. Rta? More like SHITta. But even then, this corrupt world is obsessed with keeping things aligned with horseshit, which is why we have the world we have, and not a better one. And so, there is really only one question we should be asking these horseshit enforcers, which is…

Ain’t you tired, Miss Hilly?

Ain’t you tired?

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