concept: me, speaking a foreign language, my pronunciation is perfect and my accent is indistinguishable from that of a native speaker. I am able to pepper my speech with slang and idioms and I can express subtle differences in meaning with ease. I have extensive knowledge of grammar and technical terms and produce well structured analyses of literature using correct writing conventions.

i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this

2015 was my character development year which means 2016 is strictly action and story progression and i don’t know about you but i’m excited

2015 was my fuckin’ filler episode fam 😩😩

it’s gotten to the point where i just do a peace sign as a natural reflex 

not actually the topic of this blog but OMG THIS IS SO COOL

everything was better in the early 2000s esp. my crippling ignorance of the world and roller coaster tycoon 2

SLAMS THE REBLOG BUTTON

“But women earn more degrees” and still get paid less, so eat my whole ass

#honestly i dont care if its fake

It’s not. It happens every day all around the world.

here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t

I wish people would stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 5 years. I don’t have 2020 vision.

Guys we have a week left to reblog this

Being a teenager is the awkward stage where you like adults more than the kids, but the kids like you more than the adults do.

I read that Colin Firth did 80% of his own stunts and as impressive as it is I think the most impressive thing he did in this movie is deliver this line with a straight face.

Well looks I’ve found what John Green uses to write metaphors with.

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