my grandpa was a giant shrimp that scurried along an ancient ocean floor ❤

i like thinking about things critically but i also like not giving a fuck too so you can imagine the kind of stress i am under

girl help there is not enough enrichment in my enclosure

my music taste is immaculate. dick game huge. i am friends with rodents. i am sexy and insane and i think that's cool of me. i am gay. the only flaw is that i'm evil

Yo has anyone seen my massive ethereal orb of immense arcane power? It was right here on my desk and I lost it

i guess it’s just me and punisher by phoebe bridgers against the world

i think we should breed rats to the size of horses. i think this is ethical and even necessary

ah! regular academia